Crybaby: I cry a lot, so what? Asshole.
Dollhouse: My family is a two-faced tragedy.
Sippy Cup: My mom says she's "not an alcoholic". . .
Carousel: I feel stuck in our relationship
Alphabet Boy: Wow you're just a condescending pretentious asshole.
Soap: Pleeeeeease don't make me say it!!! ily.
Training Wheels: I'm being vulnerable; don't fuck it up.
Pity Party: No one likes me lol time to cry.
