“Hi Naruto-san. Just a heads up, if you talk to me before nine, I’ll kill you.”
I stand at the meeting place.
“Meh.”
“Is it past nine?” I hear Naruto whisper to Sakura.
“Yes.” She tells him.
“Hi Chishi!” He yells.
“Kon’nichiwa, Naruto-san.” I mutter.
“Hi, folks. Good morning.” Kakashi says.
“You’re late!”
“Meh.”
Something about a black cat later…
“It’s set for twelve. Today’s assignment is to take these bells…” I got bored.
I stand up.
“We should work together!” I call.
Naruto laughs.
“No way Chishi! This is one on one!”
“Meh.”
I sit down.
“You may want to start.” Kakashi says.
“I have.” I wave my bell around.
I just swallow it.
Lightning Field Jutsu is what will protect me.
I blink and the Jutsu starts up around me.
“Later.” I say, then lie on my back to watch.
“Aren’t you a bit off kilter?”
“What’s off kilter is your hair style!”
“Meh” I sigh.
XXX
… I have a pervy teacher…
(-_-)
…Don’t grab the…
Eh…
…Don’t stay…
…
…Don’t touch the…
Stop screaming Sakura! *pulls hair out*
(sorry but you might want to watch the episode heh heh…)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/35633/naruto-you-failed-kakashis-final-decision#continuous_play=on
I hear the bell ring.
I undo my Jutsu, and stand up.
“Oh-oh, your stomachs are growling. By the way, about this exercise…” I have three words. I. Got. Bored.
I throw the bell back at him.
“I don’t like it, do I?” I nodded to myself.
“… Must quit being Ninja!”
“Cha, I don’t like it… Waddaya know. Meh.”
“That’s because you’re all squirts who don’t have the qualifications of being a ninja…” I got bored.
These people have a lot of long speeches… Meh.
“You mean working together?”
“No, Bubblegum. He means sleeping together. Meh! You both need to use your brains! First you with the Naruto, and then you with the work! What is the world coming to!?!”
“…”
“Sorry, I needed my stupid moment for the day… Heh heh…”
Everyone sweatdrops at me.
“… Missions are carried out in squads!” I’m ‘onna space out now.
‘… Do you ever pay attention, Aijinoshi?” Kakashi turns to me.
“…No.” But it sounded like: Nee-o.
“Why death?” I ask him.
“’cause I kill people, what about you?”
“’cause I tell death to kill people.” I nod.
He poofs away.
“Here Naruto. I don’t eat this crap.” I tell him after the other two stop squabbling.
“Gonna go catch somethin’.”
I walk off.
XXX
When I get back, I see Kakashi.
Naruto starts squirming like a fish out of water, and Sakura screams.
Something about rules later…
“Chill Kakashi, I don’t eat that stuff so I told Sakura to feed it to him. We’re a team and all that crap. Meh.”
“But you see… But! But! But! You said, sensei! These guys…”
“We’re a squad, right?”
“That’s right…” Hello boredom, how’s it been?
“You pass!”
“Joy. Sorry Naruto, but tied to a stump, you’re not very threatening. Meh”
“You pass.”
“We passed, why?”
“Sakura, must you bite the bullet and hook, line, and sink ‘er? When someone says you live, do you ask why? Oh, just ignore me, as usual. Meh!”
“Ignoring that…” Kakashi sighs.
Joy. Boredom meet sarcasm, sarcasm meet boredom.
Everyone is looking at me.
“You said that out loud.” Sasuke says.
“Meh. Third stupid moment today. Where’s Yuki when I need her? Meh.”
Kakashi rolled his… eye.
“You guys are the first. Up until now…” Boredom, let me show you to your room.
“That’s great. Why does everyone have long speeches!?!” I ran around screaming.
“… Let’s go home.”
“I knew this-“
“Naruto-san, you have a kunai, yes? Meh.”
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Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke)
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