"And it's all fun and games,
'Til somebody falls in love"
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"Look, Howell, about yesterday-"
That's what Dan was met with when he woke up the next morning. He, naturally, screamed at the intruder, who covered his ears.
"You done? C'mon, coffee and bagels on me."
"Phil, what the hell are you doing in my house, let alone my bedroom?"
"I climbed through the window. C'mon, get dressed, I won't look." Phil winked.
Dan, who had pulled his duvet up to his chin, was less afraid of Phil breaking in, but was now annoyed that he was here.
"I don't even like you." Dan said as he pushed away the warm duvet and stood, wearing only his Pokemon trainer sweatpants. He felt Phil's eyes on his bare chest.
"Hey, you said you wouldn't look!"
"Sorry."
Phil turned around and stood with his back to the room, in a corner by Dan's desk. Dan waited, to make sure he wouldn't peak, and changed, putting on rose colored skinny jeans and a pastel pink jumper under a white collared shirt.
"You can look now." Dan mumbled as he plugged in his straighteners.
Phil turned, adjusting his glasses while he whistled.
"Oh shut up!" Dan started straightening his hobbit hair, trying to make it look non-shitty.
"Look, can we talk about yesterday-"
"No."
"Dan-"
"That's the first time you've called me Dan, Phil."
"That's the first time you've called me Phil, Dan."
"Incorrect. I specifically remember saying your name when I asked why you were in my house."
"Must've missed it."
"Do you do that often?"
The two didn't talk. Dan unplugged his straighter and looked Phil in the eyes.
"As for yesterday, that is a very very sensitive subject that I've shared with no one. What makes you think I'd tell you?"
Phil thought a moment. "I'm your friend, Dan."
Dan laughed. "We're not friends, you're not my friend. I don't have friends."
Phil frowned and Dan saw, feeling a tad bit sorry the statement came out so harsh.
'Hey, Phil. How bout those bagels." Dan touched the small of Phil's back as he talked.
In an instant, Phil perked up again. He smirked.
"Yeah, yeah, bagels, c'mon."
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Crybaby ♡ Phan
FanfictionDan Howell is a pastel crybaby. Phil Lester is a punk fuck boy. Let the games begin... ♡♡♡ {I'm bad with descriptions just read it} Note: I know Melanie Martinez is an awful person, this was written before everything came out about her.