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Dazai X F!Reader - 'Candy'

This is basically heaven for me; cake, dating Dazai Osamu.... yeah, heaven. I have a massive sweet tooth and a massive crush on that stupid detective. Ugh.

Please send help because I am deceased.

ONWARDS WITH THE FIC YAY

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You and Dazai walked hand in hand, arms swinging as you walked along the broadwalk; It had been ages since you'd both had a day off, but here you were, finally enjoying a day in the warm summers sun. A pleasant breeze ruffled your (H/C) hair, as it danced softly- a few gulls chirped, setting flight and swooping overhead- a single with feather drifted down to rest at your feet.

"Do you fancy getting dinner somewhere?" Dazai asked, smiling at you softly.

"That sounds great!" You exclaimed, hunger already gnawing away at your stomach. You glanced to the side, observing the crystal blue waves sloshing against the rocks, which glistened under the glowing sun's rays; not a cloud hung in the sky, the day was totally perfect.

"Hey, isn't that where you tried to drown yourself that time?" You asked, before laughing, "Actually, maybe not, the areas are all staring to look the same... says a lot about you, doesn't it?"

"Oh, no, you're right! You jumped in and pulled me out, remember?" He grinned.

"I remember... ugh." You rolled your eyes, "You're a complete maniac."

"AH, your words wound me!" Dazai gasped, feigning mock-hurt. After a couple seconds, you rolled your (E/C) Irises, laughing.

"Boo hoo, what a pity." You tease, sticking your tongue out; the man flung his hand over his face dramatically.

"Abuse from such a beautiful woman, what ever shall I do?" He sighed, causing you to elbow him, "See, abuse!"

"Aww, poor you." You laughed, grinning sweetly at Dazai, who finally chuckled with you.

You both continued to walk, glancing at the various couples and families on the beach- multi-coloured parasols and bright towels were dotted over the beautiful sand, and part of you wanted to be down there yourself, basking under the sun.

When you looked away however, your eyes fell upon a different sight. Rows and rows of souvenir shops ranging in size dotted the road beside you, but the one you spotted was different; in fact, it wasn't even a gift shop, but a sweet shop. Your eyes instantly lit up, feeling like a child again- letting go of your boyfriend's hand, you rushed towards the glass window, peering into the shop.

Inside you spotted what you could probably equal to heaven at least. A candyfloss machine twirled in the centre of the room, the fluffy clouds of pink looking so tempting; hundreds of candy variations sat in beautifully decorated containers, each labelled individually; curly lollipops and a lifetimes worth of Pocky lined the shelves, ranging from all the sweet flavours you could imagine. Under the glass counter, the best cupcakes you'd ever laid eyes on say in rows; against the back wall you even spotted an ice cream machine, with dozens of tubs of all the colours of the rainbow all arranged neatly.

That was it, you had to go inside.

Without waiting for Dazai, you skipped to the door and pushed it open, a cute bell letting out a little jingle as you entered. The smell that wafted up your nose was simply divine as you stood frozen in the doorway; hearing another chime behind you, Dazai slung an arm around your shoulders.

"Yeah, I forgot to mention there was a candy shop." He chimed, his tone bubbly.

"I think I'm going to have to buy everything." You whispered, looking up as a feeble old woman approached the counter. She wore an adorable rosy pink apron, dusted with icing sugar- her white hair was tied up into a messy bun.

"Oh, hello there young ones, like my little shop?" She asked, a sweet smile on her wrinkly face.

"Did you make all these yourself?" You asked, walking up to the counter in awe.

"Most of it, honey- my husband imported the Pocky though." She winked, tapping the side of her nose.

"Wow... it all looks heavenly!" Exclaiming, you stared though the counter at the rows of cupcakes.

Lemon, strawberry, banoffee, chocolate, caramel; the woman had made them all.

"We'll take one of each!" Dazai suddenly announced, looking surprisingly determined.

"And a bag of those little strawberry pinballs," You added, turning to the man, "I know they're your favourite."

"Thank you!" The woman seemed surprised, "Wow, I don't think I have a cake box big enough!" She laughed, shuffling off disappearing into a room around the back.

"Want to split the cost?" You asked, taking Dazai's hand again- he shook his head.

"No, this can be my treat to you, anything to put a smile on your face"~ He smiled, squeezing your hand. He reached into his pocket taking out his card; you didn't pay any notice though, as a blush bloomed over your cheeks- oh how you loved the stupid maniac~

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You just managed to wave goodbye to the old woman, who grinned as you left the tiny shop. Carrying two boxes, tied neatly with a floral blue ribbon, it almost reached your chin, and you had to be careful.

Both you and Dazai walked home back along the broadwalk, as the summer sun began to dip down behind the horizon.

"Let's stop for a second"~ Dazai paused, stopping at a small wooden bench which sat on the edge of the beach. You weren't going to object, as you placed the cute boxes down beside you, and slumped down into the sandy seat. The man rested beside you, sighing.

From where you were sat, you had a perfect view of the sunset, as it cast its gold and pink colours into the darkening sky. You looked to the side when you heard a quiet rattling of a wrapper, and you rolled your (E/C) eyes when you realized Dazai was snacking on the pinballs already. When he noticed you staring, he held out the bag.

"Oh, do you want one?" He asked, voice slightly distorted from the sweets in his mouth.

"No, thank you, enjoy them, I've got enough cake as it is." You grinned, looking back towards the sunset again. Just as you both fell into silence, Dazai spoke up.

"Hey, look at me!" He smirked; as you turned your head, about to ask him what it was, his soft lips pressed against yours. You smiled into the kiss, leaning in closer. Brushing a hand over the small of your back, a shiver ran down your spine; after a couple seconds, he pulled away.

And your lips were left tasting sugary-sweet, just like him. 

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Help. Too much writing in one day.

ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR READING I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT BECAUSE I HELLA ENJOYED WRITING IT JUST DAMN DAZAI AND CAKE YES FUCKING PLEASE

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