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Birthday!Dazai x reader - 'Seafood Capital'

Hey everyone!

It's been so long since I've updated, omfg... sorry!

I've been having internet problems, one day its fine, and the next its like 'YO I KNOW YOU WANT TO UPLOAD BUT HOW ABOUT I GO REALLY SLOW INSTEAD????'

Fuck you internet.

Here, have this super late Dazai Birthday fic I promised lmao:

(F/F) = favorite flavor

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Sliding into the office, it was still dark; you brushed past the desks, enjoying the quietness of the morning. Heading towards a slim door, the glass panel within it showed that the lights were on. You pulled it open, and it creaked a tiny bit on its hinges.

"Good morning, President." You smiled, dipping your head. The older man looked up from his paper work, stoic gaze seeking out yours before his hard expression softened slightly.

"(Y/N), can I help you?" He asked, gesturing to a free seat. You nodded again, slumping down into the furniture, and crossing your legs.

"Yes, can I request time off? For me and Dazai- only a couple days. It's his birthday in a week, and I want to do something special for him." You explained, "There is a place in Scotland, which I went to when I was a kid; they nicknamed it 'The Seafood Capital of Scotland', for good reason."

"An odd location; you're lucky we have no jobs booked in for the next two weeks." He said, monotonous.

"Ah, great! So can I get the time off?" You asked with a grin, watching the president sigh.

"Yes, granted. Now go and get ready for today's work." He dismissed you with a wave of his hand; you stood, still smiling, and exited the room. Pausing in the door way, you said:

"Thank you, I know it hard to let people off work, so I appreciate it."

"You're welcome, (Y/N)."

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Two nights before the trip, and you were strangely calm; fingers whizzing over the keyboard, you finalized the flight tickets and hotel room- this was going to be great! You knew how clever Dazai was, and you were trying to do everything in secret, so he wouldn't figure out you've planned something special. Although, trying to hide anything from the detective was difficult, you thought with a sigh.

But you won't let it get you down.

Turning off your computer, you stood from the seat, strolling out of the office, and running a hand through your hair.

You were excited for this, and you just hoped Dazai would enjoy it just as much as you will.

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"Dazai, could you come here for a second?" You called out to him, hearing a plate clatter, footsteps, which grew louder and louder; the man waltzed into the room with his regular flamboyant cheerfulness.

"Yes, what is it?~ He asked, looking at you expectantly.

"Well, it's your birthday tomorrow"-

"Oh yeah! I forgot!" Dazai exclaimed.

"Dumbass..." You muttered under your breath before continuing, "I have something planned, so you need to follow my instructions."

"Ohoho, really? Can I guess?" he smirked, raising an eyebrow.

"No. I need you to pack your bags; I'm taking you somewhere cold, but worth it." You said, smiling again, watching his chestnut irises grow wide, almost sparkling.