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Dazai X Tsundere!Reader - 'Idiot!'

Hey my wonderful readers- 3k reads? Thank you all so much!

If you're not aware, its Dazai's birthday soon, so I'm preparing a little something for that ;3

This was kotoneshiomi 's Request- You asked for 'Type B Tsundere', so I based the reader on the description of the personality you gave. This is quite humour based, so sorry if you wanted something serious :P Also the ability you wanted is there too~

Onwards with the fic!

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It'd been ages since you'd had a day off, but here you were, finally, completing your weekly shop without the stress of knowing work awaited you later that day. Pushing fresh produce, as well as the added junk food into your trolley, you meandered throughout the store, listening to the radio that played in the background. Suddenly, your phone vibrated in your pocket, making you jump- pulling it out, you read the notification across the screen.

'President gave me a day off, want to go out for coffee? ;3' Akiko had texted, with a cute happy emoji added onto the end. You smiled softly, fingers whizzing over the screen as you replied.

'Sound nice. Meet you in the town centre at one.' You hit the send option, and placed the mobile back into your pocket. Strolling towards the cereal aisle, and browsing, you observed all your options; unfortunately, you were too focused to spot a certain figure walk pass the window, a merry smile etched across their face. Eventually looking up, you saw them- and it was a miracle they didn't see you. Dazai stopped at the entrance, and never have you lept into action so quickly.

The man was renowned by the entire agency for being completely smitten with you- so much so, all he ever did was flirt, blatantly. Way too embarrassed to ever admit your feelings, just seeing the man come near you ignited a ball of... frustration? He didn't seem to mind you taking it out on him, though.

Many civilians stared at you in confusion as you ducked, and charged off with your shopping cart, and towards the clothing section. Skidding to a halt, you yanked a black hoodie with a massive hood from its hanger- not giving a care in the world for its size, all you aimed to do was get home with your shopping without him spotting you.

Easier said than done, apparently.

Tugging It on over your top (Of course still aware that you hadn't bought it...), you yanked up the hood, and sprinted towards the cash register.

Shit. There was a line. Tapping your feet impatiently, you shot a glance to the side, seeing Dazai strolling aimlessly towards the frozen foods; just before he had a chance to turn and see you, you turned your back to him. A red blush dusted your cheeks- had he spotted you?!

Nope. Dazai shrugged, and headed further into the store. A sigh of relief escaped your lips, and you were able to start loading your items onto the conveyer belt. Completely taken by surprise as your arms were a blur, moving items from the cart to the belt, the people behind you watched wide eyed as you whipped your credit card from your bag, and ushered the people in front of you along.

As they took their bags, rushed by your frantic behaviour, they left in a hurry.

"Could you scan this while I wear it?" You asked the man behind the till. He raised an eye brow, narrowing his eyes.

"You seem on edge, madam." He sighed, tugging the label from your hoodie, scanning it.

"You have no idea..." You groaned, as he continued to scan items. You shot to the side, filling the bags as fast as you possibly could. (E/C) irises darting upwards, you realised Dazai was getting ready to purchase his things, as he joined the very line you were just part of. Biting your tongue, and snatching the bags from the counter, you ran to the double doors.