First stop: shitty wok

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Spider drove in his Swag mobile to city wok

The Mongolians had overrun the place.

"god damn mogorians" said lu Kim.

Lu Kim, pulled out his war sword and slashed at the Mongolian chief.
Spider pulled out his Sniper and Mauser c96.

"Lets do this!" Shouted Spider.

The Mongolian chief took a bullet to the eye before being slashed by Lu Kim.

Then the Mongolians went ape shit and impaled Lu Kim on a spear.

Spider shot his sniper at the Mongols, two of the three were dead within 0.16 seconds.

The last Mongolian bowed down to Spider.

"All hail the khan of the Spiderians" said the Mongolian.

"K, who are you" asked Spider.

"I am Khurus the loyal servant to the khan aka u" replied Khurus.

"K" said Spider.

"Shall I take u to ur village in Buryatia, my Khan." Asked Khurus.

"Yes of course slave" replied Spider.

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