Spider and the quest for swag

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The next morning, Spider woke up and got out of bed.

His girl was gone but her clothes and shit were still there.
"Where did she go?" Thought Spider.
Spider went to his throne but before he could sit down Hornet rushed to the throne out of nowhere and aimed her Walther p-38 at Spider.
Spider commando rolled out of her line of sight and aimed his Mauser c96 at her.

"Why are u trying to kill me after all I did for u last night" shouted Spider.

"Did for me, more like did to me, I lost my frickin virginity!!!!!!" Shouted Hornet.

"What u mean?" Asked Spider.

"U said u would wear protection!!" Replied a furious Hornet.

"Only sailors wear them." Said Spider.

"No they don't." Said Hornet.

"They should, the dirty buggers." Said Spider.

"Dear god your hopeless" said Hornet as she napped on Spiders throne.

"Hon hon hon, she is still nude" whispered Spider in a perverted voice.