Spider and the quest for swag

In Buryatia.

Spider was flown to Buryatia where his clan was.

When Spider landed he was taken immediately to the yurts that was his village.

Outside of the village was a sign saying Urkhat, population: 420.

"This is my village?" Asked Spider.

"Yep, your mega yurt is over on the hill" said Khurus.

Spider went to his yurt and sat on his clan throne.
"Hey slave, bring me my bitch Hornet and make sure that she is wearing an Arabian belly dancer outfit" ordered Spider.

"Yes oh great Khan" replied the Mongolian guard.

"Good slave" said Spider.

Later Hornet came in almost nude.

"Hello my Khan" said Hornet sexually.

"Hon hon hon" replied Spider sexually as he moved towards Hornet.

"Oh yeah I'm going to enjoy this" replied Hornet as she slowly pulled out a Walther p-38.

Spider had closed his eyes as he lunged at her, she put the Walther p-38 to Spider's chest.

"There will be no fun until u kill Beetle." Whispered Hornet into Spider's ear.

"No I want fun now, your talking to the Khan of the Spiderians." Said Spider.

"Fuck, u overpowered me, my Khan" said Hornet as she slipped into Spider's bed.

"Hon hon hon" said Spider as he jumped onto the bed and took off everything but his fedora.

Hornet took off her clothes and began crawling across Spider's body.

"Come to me, my queen" said Spider as he rubbed her back.

"Uhhh" moaned Hornet as she tried to reach for her assault rifle (STG-44), but Spider had his Famas close by.