Spider and the quest for swag

The battle begins.

Spider flew away in his jet to where Beetle was supposed to be.

Beetle was apparently hiding out in Iowa, USA.

When Spider arrived, Beetle was waiting for him.

"I have been expecting you." Said Beetle in an Italian accent.

"Oh your Italian, now this is personal!" Said Spider.

"Why is it personal." Asked Beetle.

"I'm French" replied Spider.

"K lets fight." Said Beetle.

Both Spider and Beetle rushed to cover.

-Spider pulled out dual Jericho 941's.

-Beetle pulled out a Peacekeeper (pistol not the smg).

The fight was on, Spider was the first to get out of cover and shoot, He shot three bullets into Beetles arm.

Beetle did not show any signs of pain and quickly fired his whole round at Spider.

"Okay, fun times over." Shouted Spider as he pulled out his Remington R5.

"I was only getting started." Replied Beetle as he pulled out his Scar-H.

Beetle sprayed his Scar-H bullets into the wall that Spider was behind.

Then all of a sudden a bullet skimmed through Beetles face.
"Uh uh wh...whe...where did that come from!" Screamed Beetle weakly.

"I'm fast, u underestimated me m8........get gud." Said Spider as he walked away.

"I'll get u for........this." Said Beetle as he fell to the floor.

Later that night Hornet was laying with Spider in his bed.

"Uh Spider, can I ask u something." Asked Hornet.

"Yes of course, my approved wanton." Replied Spider.

"I went to the doctors earlier and I found out that I'm...........pregnant!" Said a worried Hornet.

"What gender?" Asked Spider.

"We conceived him last night, it is way too early to know." Replied Hornet.

"Lets call him/her Adolf." Said Spider.

"What about Cricket?" Suggested Hornet.

"K good name, now let's make him a brother!!!" Said Spider as he took off his shirt.

"Ye ok" Said Hornet as she took off her nightgown.

"Hon hon hon hon hon"