Spider and the quest for swag

Kazakh keemstar

Spider was strolling through the kazakh steppe with Scorpion.

They were talking about pubic hairs and cyber bullying.

Then they saw a figure.

He looked like a gnome/rat.

"Who is there!!" Shouted Spider and Scorpion as they drew their pistols and aimed at the figure.

"I'm your host killer keemstar, lets get right into the news" shouted the figure.

"Shit lets run!" shouted Scorpion.

"Nah m8............fire!!!!!" Shouted Spider as he sprayed his Famas rounds into keemstar.

"I am immortal m8" shouted the almighty keemstar.

"Get me the Gatling gun!!!!" Shouted an angry Spider.

Scorpion pulled out a Gatling gun outta nowhere and sprayed his rounds into keemstar.

Then keemstar transformed into his ultimate form:

Super sayan god super cyber bully.

"I call upon the holy trolls to allow me to release all your personal information onto the internet!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted the god keemstar.

"I think we should run" said Scorpion.

"ME!! Run.............lets do it" shouted Spider as he got in his corvette c2 and drove away.