Fringes and bangs.
I dislike them.
As an owner of a front fringe for near enough 4 years I feel I am experienced enough in the field to speak on behalf of my people.
They are annoying.
They don't look as good and are like toddlers considering how hard they are to manage. When you let your hairdresser let rip on your locks you adopt a lifestyle.
P.e? Can't do it. You get sweaty your fringe will go curly.
Sunglasses? Can't do em. The longer side hairs that never seem to grow at the same speed and are therefore subsequently longer get caught in them.
Camping? You really want to put your hair through it? No. No sweetheart you do not.
Not to mention the many many hairs that leave themselves in every place you've been. I could have 9 stalkers right now because of my fringe.
I could never commit a crime because of it either: "was any oddly short and shaped hair fibres left at the scene of the crime?" "Ya" "Round up the bangs squad, they have a criminal amongst them..."
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Rant of the day
HumorOkay this is the third time I have started this damn book this morning so istag I will end a life before I have chance to delete this again. I write the things that piss me off down so you can share my pain
