Hurls: I jusT CHOKED ON A COUGH DRO P WHILE TRYING TO DAB R.I.P
Daddy: lmao bye I'll plan ur funeral
Hurls: okay but when you do please include the space jam theme somewhere
Daddy: I'll hang ur body from a ceiling fan and turn it on so ur body will whip around while the space jam theme plays
Hurls: yikes that was a weird image idk how to feel about that
Daddy: hush I am an amazing funeral planner
Hurls: I guess you could say...
Hurls: that you put the "fun"
Hurls: in "funeral"
Daddy: geT YOUR DISGUSTING PUNS OUT OF MY FACE AND SHOVE THEM UP UR ASS
Hurls: calm ur dick you are so smol and feisty
Daddy: I'm smol???
Daddy: exCuSE
Daddy: you know wot
Daddy: ur smol
Daddy: like
Daddy: Seven Smols
Hurls: and hOw wouLd yOu kNow
Hurls: you don't even know what I look like
Daddy: okay than send me a pic
Hurls: yikeS oNe seC
Hurls:
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Hurls: bang bang amirite
Daddy: you are..??.??? SOcUte???11?1!?1
Hurls: sssHhhshHshshshHhHhshshh now it's your turn
Daddy: you thirsty hoe
Hurls: lmao you're not wrong
Daddy:
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Daddy: wait that is tHE WRONG PHOTO ABORT MISSIO M
Hurls: wHY DO YOU EVEN POSSES THAT PHOTO TO BEGIN WITH??
Daddy: it's a long story
Daddy: anywaY
Daddy:
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Hurls: ggOooD sHhiTt👌🏻👌🏻💯🍆❤️💯👌🏻🙌🏻👌🏻😩💦💖🙌🏻🙌🏻✌🏻️👌🏻💯👄👅🍆😩😩👏🏻🙌🏻👌🏻
Hurls: he scream
Hurls: what else can those fingers do tho
Cowboy-boot sideburns: actually shut up
Hurls: no you're adoraBLE
Cowboy-boot sideburns: fuckin g fightt me
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By the way if you're curious, most of these texts are based on actual texts I have sent out and received. I lack creativity so this is all I have to give :^))))))) enjoy my children and please don't question the photo of the guy with cowboy boot sideburns it's a really long story lmao anywaY ~Andrew
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