iMessage || Trohley

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   Brendildo: a Y yo yo yo yo whaT TIME IS IT

   Milk Ross: sHOW TIME

   Frnk: what the hell

   Brendildo: iM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE

   Milk Ross: TWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKING ON THREE

   Milk Ross: THOSE REDCOATS DONT WANT IT WITH ME

   Toro boy: you guyS ARE SUCH HAMILTON TRASH HOLY FUC K

   Brendildo: shut ur ass Raymond you love it

   Lampshade: what the hell guys

   Frnk: aNdY

   Lampshade: fRAN K

   Frnk: bro how'd that date with lover boy go ;)))

   Lampshade: why does everyone keep calling him loverboy????

   Lampshade: but no it was fucking amazing OmL I love him so much kms

   Brendildo: I'm triggered

Toro boy: awH

   Frnk: are you guys going out again soon???

   Lampshade: we have a date next Saturday actually

   Toro boy: *places hands on hips* wOo boY wHhoOooO bOy

   Milk Ross: ray omg

   Brendildo: so where are you and lover boy off to next!?

   Lampshade: idk he won't tell me

   Lampshade: it's a surprise apparently

   Frnk: gooD shHhITt😩👌🏻🙌🏻💦👄💯👅👌🏻💖👏🏻

Toro boy: this is so precious I ship it so hard yikeS

Milk Ross: literal otp kill me

Brendildo: eXcusE mE bitCh

Milk Ross: BABE IM SORR Y

Brendildo: shove a fork up ur ass thanks

Milk Ross: :(((((((

Frnk: anYwAY

   Frnk: wait Fro boy, how're you and that Mikey boy doing???

   Toro Boy: we're alright I guess

Lampshade: oh ho

Milk Ross: this is so great

   Toro Boy: yesterday in the hallway I was trying to impress him

   Toro Boy: but I wasn't looking where I was going and ran into a locker

   Toro Boy: and now I have a black eye

   Toro Boy: buT ITS OKAY because he giggled and helped me clean it up

   Toro Boy: so it's all chill now and we're p close

   Brendildo: wait doesn't he have a brother

   Lampshade: yeah I think his name is geranium or something

   Frnk: wtf no it's Gerard what the hell who the fuck would name their child geranium

   Lampshade: idk man it was just a guess

   Milk Ross: ooh hOo Frankie over here getting defensive

   Brendildo: well yeah because lil fronk is gettin some with Mikey's bro

   Frnk: oh my god fuck ofF

   Toro Boy: oh come on Frank you're not fooling anyone

   Frnk: suck like 8 dicks pls