Darkness rung throughout the mountain tops. Snow covered the ground like a blanket covering a toddler with and extra thumb. Michelle Obama chose the wrong week to go skiing in Aspen. She was trapped in her cabin with nothing but a candle to entertain her. She only went to Aspen to take a break from her boring marriage. She was looking out her window when she heard a noise coming from her cabin's bathroom. She grabs her Gucci stiletto and heads into the bathroom without making a sound. She slams open the door to find a shadowy figure in her bathtub. She walks over slowly and rips open the shower curtain. She was stunned to find the one and only Elton John, large and in charge, bathing in her cabin. He asks her why she is in HIS bathroom but she explains this is her cabin. They soon realize that they booked the same cabin and that they were snowed in together. They began to talk about their hopes and dreams while playing go fish. Michelle explained her boring marriage and Elton said he had the same problem. They gaze into each other's eyes and both realize what is gonna happen next. They both lean in for a kiss but Michelle begins to back out. Elton says "it's okay, I won't tell Barack". Michelle then smirks and kisses him. She ends up getting railed in the kitchen, in the ass of course, for a good 2 minutes and 35 seconds. Once the festivities were completed, the snow began to stop and the sun came out. They both understand that this was a once in a lifetime experience and that they will treasure it forever. They did make a promise to never speak of this eventful evening again. However when they saw each other again about 3 years and once they locked eyes they both went to the nearest outback steak house and Michelle got boned several times without Mr. Obama ever finding out. Their love will forever be one of a kind.
