It is October 12, 2017. In downtown LA, a 10 year reunion party is being held for the cast of the hit Disney Channel original sitcom, Wizards of Waverly Place. Selena Gomez is excited to see all her former castmates again. She hasn't seen any of them for 5 years.
Selena drives up to the party, arriving fashionably late, as usual. She is greeted by David Deluise with a big hug and a 21 minute long conversation about the difference between Will Ferrell and Chad Smith (There is no difference). Selena finally found an out by saying she had to go to the bathroom. As Selena kept looking back in fear David would follow her, she bumps into someone and falls down. She hears a voice say "I'm so sorry Selena! Are you okay?". She looks up to see a different David, David Henry. "Oh yeah I'm fine David" Selena says nervously. She didn't know why she was nervous. She's known David since she was little, but now she felt like she saw him in a different way. They begin talking and see that they get along better than they did before. "I wonder why we never got along like this back when we were filming the show." David said. "Well maybe we're more mature now." Selena said. They both look at each other for a few seconds. "Um well i actually have to leave now. I have to get up early tomorrow cause I'm filming spring breakers 2. I..I'm not proud of it but it's good money. But anyway we should exchange numbers. We could hang out sometime." she said. "Yeah, that would be really fun." he said. They exchange numbers and she waved goodbye. She had butterflies in her stomach as she walked away. She hasn't felt this way in years and she couldn't wait to speak with David again.
It's now 2033. A 14 year old boy is watching television with his little sister when their little brother leaves to go take the family dog on a walk. The older brother and his sister are fighting over the remote. "Hey, I was here first I get to chose what we watch!" he said. "But i want to watch Disney Channel, Justin! They are Showing all the old tv shows this week cause it's their 50th anniversary!" the little sister said. "Fine" The brother says angrily. The little sister changes the channel. That episode of That's So Raven when Raven was like on a cooking show with her flamboyant dad and she like got all swollen or something just ended. "Damnit, you made me miss That's so Raven!" she said. "Just watch the next episode" he said. "I can't. Something call 'Wizards of Waverly Place' is on. I've never even heard of that." " Well I'm sure you'll like this crap anyway" He said sarcastically.
The little sister rolled her eyes but kept the show on. They started watching that one episode where that creepy guy sold them a dog but i wasn't a dog, it was a dragon, but in the end they got to keep the dog but it never made an appearance again in the show and it was like pointless. The brother makes a confused look at the screen. " Is is just me or does that girl look like you?" he said to his sister. "Thats weird, I kinda thought the older boy looked like you." she said as they both looked at each other. They continue to watch until the theme song came on. They see all the main actors names. "What the hell?" the boy says. "Did that just say David Henry?" the girl says. As the kids were shocked and confused, their little brother walks through the door. "Hey guys, what's wrong?" he says. "Max, come watch this show it's so freaky!" the girl said. As the little brother watched he noticed that all the characters names are the same as him and his siblings: Justin, Alex, and Max. Justin goes on a computer and looks up the show. "It says that the three actors who play the children stopped acting and basically disappeared off the face of the earth in like 2018." Justin said. "Well look up that guy 'David Henry'. He has the same name as dad." Alex said. Justin, Alex, and Max come to the realization that the David Henry from the show was their dad. "How did we not know this?" Max said in shock. "But wait,..." Alex said, "...why does the main girl look so much like mom? Do you think she...no, thats impossible, right?". "Well it says here her name is Selena Gomez and Moms name is Selena Henry. Wait, what's mom's maiden name?" Justin said as he looked at a confused Alex and Max. "She never told us." said Max. "Wait a minute..." said Justin " This says that the boy playing Max's real name is Jake T. Austin!". The dog comes running in. "Okay, what the hell is going on? First the characters names are just like ours, then dad and possibly mom are actors on the show and then the other actor has the same name as our dog!" said Justin.
The kids hear a car door slam outside. "Mom and Dad are home!" Max yelled. Their parents walk in and are greeted by their children standing by the door. "Oh hi. What are you guys doing?" said their mother. "Well..." said Alex. "Well what?" said their mother. "When were you guys gonna tell us?" said Max. "What are you- oh. Oh god. You've seen the show, haven't you" The kids nod their heads. "Oh man. Your father and I have been trying to keep this from you for some time now. We just thought it would be weird for you to see your parents playing siblings.". "Why would you keep this huge secret from us? Why didn't you guys tell us you use to be actors?" said Alex. " Well, we wanted to get away from the spotlight. We fell in love after reuniting at a party for Wizards of Waverly Place. I didn't want the world to know about our relationship because i had such a bad experience with my old boyfriend. Our relationship was ruined by magazines and social media. I couldn't let that happen to this relationship because it felt different. It felt like nothing I ever felt before and i needed to make sure it would last. So we quit acting and moved away from it all. We had three beautiful children and named them after the television show that started it all.". "Yeah that's fine and all but why the hell did you name the dog Jake T. Austin?" said Justin. "He was there with us when we met and-" "Why the hell did you name the dog Jake T. Austin?" Justin repeated. Selena sighed "He lives next door and wanted to be included. We had no choice. He kept calling us in the middle of the night asking if we named anyone after him yet and he didn't think naming one of our children after his character was enough.". "The dog is named after creepy Mr. Austin next door? I sometimes see him looking over the fence when we're in the backyard. I have nightmares about him!" said Max. "yeah sorry about that but we had to." Said Selena. The End.
