Amanda and avery were the best of friends. They did everything together. One day Amanda wanted to go to a meet and greet of her favorite singer, Troye Sivan. Amanda begged Avery to go with her and she finally agreed. When they finally got to the front of the line Amanda began to cry, like Kim Kardashian after she loses an earring. Troye began to hug and comfort her. Avery rolled her eyes, thinking amanda just did this for attention. While Troye was craddling amanda in his arms, she began to have a seizure. Troye began to panick and Avery ran into the bathroom because the chili cheese dog she found in the parking lot early started fighting back. When Amanda stopped shaking, Troye was so happy. He couldn't imagine losing her. They lock eyes and he whispers "I think i might be falling in love with you. Will you go on a date with me?" Amanda screamed "YES" as fast as she could. They both hear footsteps coming towards them. It is Avery with her coat tied around her waist to hide (not well) her diarrhea soaked bell bottoms. Troye then says to Amanda " I have a friend who would, ummm, love to go out with your ginger friend. We can make it a double date." He lifted Amanda off the ground and she walked towards the shaking, pale Avery.
The day of the double day came around. Amanda was dressed like a decent person and Avery, of course, was wearing shorts that could pass for a thong. Amanda didn't care though because she gets to go on a date with her hero. They get to the restaurant and Troye introduces his friend, Mark. Avery and amanda begin to freak out because they are big fans of his youtube channel, Markiplier. Avery then starts flirting right off the bat, whispering in Mark's ear. He seemed disturbed and noticeably started inching closer and closer to Troye the more Avery spoke to him. Amanda was having a great time on the date but could tell Troye was also acting a little distant as the meal went on. Amanda then says "Umm.. I have to go to the bathroom. Avery come with me". Avery rolled her eyes but decided to go.
Once they got to the bathroom amanda turned around and said "Avery you're creeping everyone out with your non stop talk about how sweaty your asscrack is"
"It's a technique i learned from a cosmo magazine. It makes him think about my butt" Avery said
Amanda just gave her a dirty look and avery knew that meant she had to stop. They both left the bathroom and went to their booth. They noticed that both their dates were gone, as well as the salt shakers. Amanda was furious and stormed out of the restaurant. Avery was trying to apologize but they both froze. They noticed that Troyes car was still there. They walk towards the car and notice that the windows are foggy. Amanda wipes away some steam and sees Mark and Troye railing each other in the back of the Rolls Royce. Amanda begins crying as troye gets out of the car and tries to explain himself. Amanda justs gets in Avery's car and blasts the only song that makes her feel better, Smash Mouth's All Star. Avery then throws a plate of chicken caeser salad at troye then looks over at Amanda to see if she was looking, the mouths for him to call her. Amanda was never able to recover from this traumatic incident but Avery was able to date 78 men before her death at age 24 due to a night terror caused by her fear of daytime television. The only person who attended her funeral was the Hamburglar and his wife, Aunt Becky from Full House. The End.
