Wattpad Werewolf Clichés

Sorry for abandoning this story, i had trouble finding time between homework and school itself. Sometimes i hate how classes get harder the older you get. Anyways...

-I mentioned this breifly already but MATES! Seriously! Whenever I decide I want to go read a werewolf book the majority of them are mate stories.What happened to the good old fashioned falling in love on your own ? This goes for Vampire as well but mostly werewolves.

 - He's my mate I must let him be my mate.....but NOOOOOO I can't! I love him! I hate him!

GOD! MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOULD YA?

- I'm going to bite and you're going to become mine. 

Who needs wedding rings?!

-Am I the only one who finds it unappealing that he becomes covered in fur every full moon? I mean Fur get dirty. Dirty means stinky. And Stinky means you are so not sleeping in my house.

- Werewolf mate= Pet Boyfriend

Imagine living costs.

He cant eat dog food. NOOO, only the finest fancy steaks for him.

When he showers? All that fur's going to be murder on the drain pipes

Doggie doors? Just cut out a wall and Viola!

When he accidentally see you hugging that long lost brother no one knows about? Alright everyone, hop in the car! Let's go to Bed, Bath and Chew Toys.

- I'm a 17 year old werewolf but i can't shift which is unheard of. 

Again with the so called extremely rare/ unheard of things that happen a lot in werewolf fiction.

- New girl meets cute future alpha, they fall in love, turns out his father is her true mate.

NO! Just no!

- My mate rejects me so I decided to show him what he's missing.

And acting completely out of character and extremely slut-like is what he's missing? O.o

- When the description gives away the ENTIRE plot line

VERY time efficient

- Our friend Maison goes to the movies with her incredibly good looking gay best friend. While there Damien who's on a date with his slut of the week Britney catches sight of Maison and becomes extremely jealous. So he rushes over, grabs her and kidnaps her. #OHWHYWONTYOULOVEME!

So many things wrong with this....

Why is the guy best friend either gay or a major man-whore?

Mr. Damien gets mad the his mate is on a non-existent date when he himself was on one as well? Kettle meet pot.

And of course kidnapping her would be the most logical solution. I mean DUUUUHHH!