Wattpad Werewolf Clichés

-Wattpad werewolf stories don't need Beginning, Middle and End.

Nope just Beginning, Some filler chapters and an Ending that leaves you wondering if the plot line took an unexpected vacation.

-They read "Romeo & Juliet" in class and in the end the star crossed mates die

Why not read "Macbeth" and the Tyrant Alpha gets what he deserves?

OR OR OR! The author can stray from cliche and read Edgar Allen Poe or the Bronte sisters.

-Werewolves eat a lot of food

So people that eat a lot of food must be werewolves, Oh my! Does that mean I'M a werewolf?!?!

-"I opened the door and saw...

...

...

...

...(goes on for about 30 more lines)

...DAMIEN?!?!?!?!?!?!"

By a show of hands who's seriously considered throwing their tablet/phone/computer after reading this? IT DOES NOT ADD SUSPENSE,IT ADDS ANNOYANCE..

-The main character is blamed for their parents crimes

What a sucky law system. I'm sure somewhere in my ancestry theirs a murderer in there....Take me away officer. 

-More often than not the girls are practically toothpicks

I tried on my quadriple zero super skinnies and turned sideways in the mirror to get a better angle when POOF! I just disappeared. 

- Hi, I'm Maison and I'm a mute werewolf. Now don't worry, I choose to be this way. A couple years ago vampires killed my family so in retaliation I decided to never speak again.

YEAH! That'll show them 

*Zips lips and makes weird faces at vampires*

-Hybrids. Shunned for their very existence. It's not their fault they were born. 

It'd be like me saying I'm sorry my name is Tiffany. 

- There's hardly any werewolf stories that show the darker side of werewolves. I've found a few but what, are they now just overgrown puppies?

- The female lead has like a bazillion mates and the rest of us just get one. 

BUMMERRRRR.......... It's always been a dream of mine to have a giant group of guys fighting over me. It sucks that I'm the main characters best friend I'll never fulfill my dreams!