Wattpad Werewolf Clichés

- You have the ordinary hybrids, half werewolf half vampire. Then there's the Wattpad Hybrids, part demon, angel, fairy, witch, werewolf, vampire, dragon, mermaid, ghost, etc. etc. and each different part has its own inner voice. 

The voices...... they speak to me...they tell me I'm special.... Am I special?

Yes, yes you are.

- "We've got the Moon Goddess Reincarnated over here!" points to wattpad werewolf female lead

"It's me!" another wattpad female lead yells

"No, I'm the Moon Goddes. Hear me Rawr!" *meows*

*everyone laughs*

*BAM! the real Moon Goddess shows up in a puff of smoke* I AM THE MOON GODDESS! Abracadabra! Alakazam! *disappears in puff of smoke*

- Male werewolfs can sleep around but females are expected to remain virgins for their manwhore mates.

- Introducing King Damien Knight, age 17

I pity the poor people living under a teenagers rule I mean if I were Queen I'd be all "Somebody get me a muffin!" "There's an increase in rouge sightings you say? Okay well then I propose that we- OOOH! CUTE BOYS! Gotta go!"

- Arch Enemies end up being mates, all of a sudden BAM I LOVE YOU, LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE 7,000 BABIES!

Um. If someone I knew did a complete 180 like that I would probably think that she's been replaced by BuffyBot (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reference)

-    Hello, Junior Alpha Damien here and I need YOUR help! Today I found my mate but she's not part of the popular crowd so I don't know if I should reject her. I mean sure she's beautiful, smart, responsible, good with people and all but we're not from the same crowd of people. Oh what should I do?!                

Even though you could easily just introduce her to your group I think you should just reject her and make that slut Brittney your mate instead. I mean its only the most logical thing to do. At least then you won't have to guess if she's cheating on you when you see her talking to another man, you'll know.    

- The "NERD" characters never really act like nerds.  I mean they wear fake thick rimmed glasses but if thats their ONLY "nerd" quality then they should just be called hipsters or something like that.

Not all nerds wear glasses and not all people that were glasses are nerds. Geez and you call the "populars" fake. At least they're open about it.

-   OMG My mates a vampire! What ever shall I do!? It's impossible.

Obviously not.

- Twin Alpha's usually share the same mate. Why? They're their own person its not like they're one split in half. Or are they? O.o

- Werewolf's are always hot supernatural creatures we fantasize about until we're kidnapped by one. Then they're just monsters.