Wattpad Werewolf Clichés

Okay everyone! I'm writing a story called "The Honestly False Story of My Life" which is basically a parody story based off my werewolf cliches. So please check it out and let me know what you think(:

Alright so here's the next installment of Wattpad Werewolf Cliches, Enjoy! 

- Marking your stubborn kidnapped mate who refuses the mating bond= instant Stockholm syndrome!

- switching p.o.v's

either it switches back and between a girl and her mate but its practically the same chapter repeated from different perspectives in a to make the book seem longer. If you wanted to show both of their p.o.v's  then use third person omniscient.

they throw in unnecessary points of views its either having one or two lines thought by one person then switches to a different p.o.v or a character's p.o.v that has nothing to do with the plot. For example we could have a story about two mates fighting against each other in a war then out of nowhere comes Anna's p.o.v where all that happens is she gets into a food fight. It doesn't really have anything to do with war now does it? ( okay well fighting and war go together so maybe I could have used a better analogy but the point is still there )

- Half Naked Guys Kissing Their Half Naked Mate on book covers. 

I dont think Damien's going to like it very much that you're showing his mate off to the world seeing as she's "only for his eyes to see"

- I love you is used way to early in a relationship. I get that they're mates and all but what about the process of falling in love? Where did that go?

- We've romanticized what are supposed to be scary supernatural creatures. Instead of half man half wolf monsters that prowl around on a full moon searching for prey we have hot guys with abs Searching for their one true love...

I blame Twilight!

- All female lead characters mates are the alpha or the occasional beta.

I mean nothing good could come from having a lower class pack member as a mate * stick up nose all snooty *

- The main character reluctanly agree's to go to a party and something bad always happens. 

Tsk. Tsk. This is why you "Just Say 'NO!'" guys.

- Male werwolves always go to extreme measures to have their mates. Kidnapping them, pretending to be their pets, etc. 

Makes me wonder....Are they really the superior race?

- Why are they always so good looking?

 I mean DAMN! It's like HOT GUY 12 O'CLOCK, 12:01, 12:02, 12:03, 12:04 and so on. 

- Werewolves have mates yet there's still arranged marraiges.

WTFB (WHAT THE FUDGE BALLS!)