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GROUP CHAT- MICHAEL, CALUM, ASHTON, FAITH

Michael: Why is Luke pacing around his room and muttering stuff to himself?

Ashton: he said something about Sydney

Calum: Faith, do you know?

Me: I have an idea but I don't know for sure

Ashton: what is it

Me: he asked me on a date

Calum: WHAT REALLY FINALLY

Michael: FAKE IS REAL

Ashton: NO I LIKE FUKE BETTER

Michael: BUT FUKE SOUNDS LIKE FUCK

Calum: What about luth?

Michael: FAKE

Ashton: FUKE

Calum: LUTH

Me: Omg... How long have you guys been discussing us dating

Ashton: Since Luke found your Twitter

Me: so a little over a week?

Michael: No he found it days before he decided to do anything

Ashton: MICHAEL

Calum: MICHAEL

Me: So he found my Twitter, stalked me for a few days, then finally decided to start subtweeting me?

Calum: Don't be mad at him he was just to nervous to say anything

Ashton: Yeah and he wasn't like just sitting around going through your Twitter. He found your account and he would look at your tweets about twice a day.

Michael: Yeah and that sounds kind of creepy ash, but he just didn't want to say anything to you because he thought you would freak out

Me: Relax guys. It was weird at first but that's actually kind of cute

Calum: I SHIP IT SO HARD

Ashton: FUKE FUKE FUKE

Ashton: hm

Ashton: what about Flake

Ashton: FLAKE FLAKE FLAKE

Michael: MY FLAKE HEART IS TOO BIG

Me: Bloody hell would you chill please? What is Luke doing?

Calum: Right now he's walking around his room and writing stuff down

Me: Ughhhhh I hope he doesn't take me some place fancy. It will be fun as long as I'm with him but fancy isn't my thing.

Ashton: Understandable. We don't know that much about you, tell us some stuff

Me: Okay, I like skateboarding, I hate dresses, I refuse to wear high heels, my favorite color is black, I listen to bands like yours, I live with my mom, I don't think I'm nearly as pretty as Luke tells me I am, I mostly wear skinny jeans and band shirts, um... I get in a lot of fights, uh I think that's all

Michael: we already knew all that. Luke never shuts up.

Calum: MICHAEL

Ashton: MICHAEL

Michael: Sorry but it's true. I'm just telling her so she knows.

Me: Uh, okay. Thanks? I'm not sure how to respond to that.