Snazzy IRL

Car rides

8:42 a.m.

So, I'm in a car with my whole family and I have to sit in the backseat with my sister. She is currently acting like a total snob. She's playing a game on her phone and refuses to turn down the sound and she doesn't want to use headphones. She's is also smacking her gum really obnoxiously and it's annoying.

9:05 a.m.

My dad is trying to Bluetooth connect to the car. My mom is trying to help, but she doesn't do things in the absolute most efficient way and he gets mad and won't let her help. Keep in mind, my mother is old old, and my father is an IT, meaning he knows everything and anything about electronics. Sir, I'm sorry, but when your wife is almost a decade older than you, she won't be up to date with the latest electronics. Especially when you fail to even buy her the new washer and dryer she has needed for like 3 years, let alone a smart car, or a new phone.

4:16 p.m.

We stopped into my dad's office and we're watching the Muhammad Ali funeral. An Onandaga chief just said," We know how hard his training was, considers by we've had 524 years of survival training ourselves." 524 years ago was 1492. If you understand this, all of America just got roasted.