"Coulson, we're going to need you at Stark Tower. Now." Coulson sighed and pressed a button on his earpiece, relpying to Fury with a, "Yes, sir. I'm on my way."
When he arrived, he parked Lola and made sure to lock her. He patted the hood as he walked around the car and into the front door of Stark Tower. He nodded to the woman at the desk and got on the elevator, pressing the button for the top floor.
He stepped out of the elevator to meet Fury, and they walked through the room and stopped at the doorway of another. "We don't know the cause of their... condition," Fury said before he opened the door to reveal 6 children lying on the floor, asleep.
"Are those the-" Coulson asked, but Director Fury confirmed his suspicions with a nod. "They have all their powers, but they don't remember anything. They have retained a small amount of knowledge they've gathered overtime," he said quietly. Still, Tony rolled over.
"We need you to watch them while SHIELD tries to figure out what happened and find a way to change them back." Fury started to leave. "Yes, sir."
The door slammed shut, and Natasha's eyes shot open. "Who are you?" She asked suspiciously, somehow knowing to keep her voice down. "I'm your new babysitter," he whispered, and she smiled. "Huh?" Clint opened his eyes and sat up, accidentally waking up Thor and Steve. Thor's eyes widened when he saw Coulson. "HELLO, MORTAL! I AM THOR, PRINCE OF ASGUARD," Thor shouted, effectively waking up Bruce and Tony, who appeared frightened.
"Well, now that everyone's awake, I guess I'll introduce myself. I'm Phil, your babysitter," Coulson said gently. Tony looked up at him and smiled wickedly. "Phil! I want a cookie," he said confidently. Coulson was surprised at his speaking skills; Tony only appeared to be 3. "Well, I don't think we have any right now, but maybe later we can go and get-"
Tony pouted. Coulson sighed and went to go get Tony a cookie. Meanwhile, an argument had started. "IT'S MY WATER GUN!" "I HAD IT FIRST! YOU TAKE THE SHIELD!" "BUT I WANTED THE SHIELD!"
Phil ran back inside when he heard the shouting, only to find Clint pulling Natasha's hair, Steve standing beside watching, Tony trying to take Thor's hammer, and Thor laughing because he couldn't lift it.
Coulson sighed and started with Tony, picking him up and handing him a cookie, which settled him down. He set him on the couch and went to go sort out Clint and Natasha's problem.
He separated them and gave the water gun to Natasha, then took Clint over to the toybox SHIELD had left. He dug through it, and found a little toy bow with foam arrows. He handed it to Clint, who smiled and ran to the couch, climbing onto it and standing, aiming the arrow at Steve. He fired, and Steve proudly blocked it with his tiny shield.
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Earth's Tiniest Heroes
FanfictionThe Avengers are turned into children! ages 3-5! oh noes! :0