Earth's Tiniest Heroes

6

"WHERE IS MY BROTHER, SON OF COAL?" Coulson looked over at Thor when he shouted at him. "He's, uh, on Asguard," he said, hoping Thor would believe him. He was, after all, in Asguard.

"THEN WHY AM I ON MIDGUARD? IS THIS A PUNISHMENT?" Phil's eyes widened as he tried to come up with an excuse. "To... learn! You're here to learn about humans!" Thor looked down and thought, but seemed to accept the answer.

"Tony we can't-" "WE CAN AND WE WILL!" "But," Bruce started again, but Tony shooshed him. "The other person is supposed to come today in 3 hours," he whispered, knowing this because he'd been listening to Coulson's feed through his Starkpad. "Then, and only then, we can escape," he said with a wicked grin.

"I don't think that's a good idea, Tony. Where would we go?" Bruce looked concerned, but Tony looked annoyed. "Who cares?" Bruce pointed at himself, and Tony rolled his eyes. What a 3 year old.

"Tony, when whoever is coming gets here it'll be midnight. Your bed time is in 28 minutes," Bruce said, trying (and failing) to reason with the toddler. "TONY STARK DOESN'T HAVE A BED TIME," he shouted with a smile on his face.

"Yes he does," Phil called from the other room. Tony huffed and sat down, already starting to yawn.

Meanwhile, Natasha was calling someone on the phone, and apparently was going unnoticed. She said a few things in Russian, and then hung up, looking around her suspiciously. On top of the bookcase sat Clint, and he'd seen everything. He didn't care though.

{40 minutes later}

"TONY! GO TO BED," Phil shouted for the fifth time in 10 minutes. "I'M GOING," Tony shouted back for the fifth time in 10 minutes. Agent Coulson finally went and picked him up, dragging the screaming and kicking billionaire to bed and tucking him in.

Steve was already asleep; he didn't seem to be feeling too well. Bruce was brushing his teeth, and Thor was eating the toothpaste. Natasha was asleep on the couch, but nobody noticed except for Clint, who was now sleeping on top of the bookcase.

Eventually, Coulson found them all and dragged them to bed. They were all finally asleep when Maria came.

{8 hours later}

After Phil and Hill (lol) woke up, they went to go wake up all the kids. But when they walked inside, all the kids were older!

AUTHOR'S NOTE OF DOOM

Yeah so I decided I'm not writing sequels XD

Here are the new ages-

Thor- 12

Tony- 9

Bruce- 9

Clint- 11

Natasha- 10

Steve- 12

Okay that's all I'm going to bed now byee XD

-Marvel_is_best