Earth's Tiniest Heroes

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Coulson got up and shouted,  "NAP TIME!" How he was such a good babysitter nobody knows. A lot of people think it's because he watches so much Supernanny. Everyone ran to the supply box and grabbed a sleeping bag.

Within 30 minutes, everyone was lying in the bag, asleep. Everyone, that is, except for Tony. "Why don't you take a nap, Tony?" Coulson asked tiredly. "I can't sleep Phil; I'm afraid," he said before pulling out a Stark Tablet. "Why are you afraid?"

"I have bad dreams," he answered nonchalantly as he opened some game. Phil got up, still impressed by Tony's amazing conversational skills, and took the tablet from Tony. "Okay, well, you need to go to bed," he said, and Tony looked at him, obviously confused. "I was using that."

"You can't use it until you take a nap." Tony looked annoyed. "I need to finish my game!" Phil shook his head and put the tablet on a shelf. The toddler's eyes got watery and his lip quivered, and Coulson knew what was about to happen. A temper tantrum by Tony Stark was sure to be a disaster, and he would probably wake up all the others.

"BUT I WANT IT," Tony half-shouted half-cried, and all of the other kids except Thor shot up and looked around. "W-WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Natasha plugged her ears with her fingers, and Clint followed suit. Steve looked almost scared, and Bruce rushed over to Tony to try to calm him down.

"What's wrong, Tony? Are you okay," Bruce asked gently, and Tony responded with more yelling. "HE! TOOK! MY! GAAAAAAAAME!" At this point, even Thor had woken up, and was staring at Tony with a confused expression on his face. Bruce looked at Coulson expectantly. "I'm not giving it back. Tony needs to take a nap," he explained.

"I DON'T WANT A NAP! I'M NOT TIIIIIIRED!!!" Tony wailed, and Bruce shooshed him. Then Coulson had an idea. He went into the kitchen and grabbed a cookie, and pulled a vial of the new sleep serum out, pouring it all over the cookie. He walked back in, with Stark still throwing a fit, and handed him the cookie. "I DON'T WANT THAT! I WANT THE TOUCHY SCREEN THINGY," he shouted, throwing the cookie on the floor.

Bruce saw the cookie, and picked it up. "Well then I'm going to eat this cookie," he said, somehow knowing Phil wanted Tony to eat the cookie for a reason. Tony stopped crying for a moment to look at the cookie. "NO! IT'S MINE!" He yanked the cookie out of Bruce's hand and took a big bite. Bruce smiled at Coulson as Tony yawned and fell onto the couch. Phil smiled and pulled a blanket over the now-sleeping Tony. All the others climbed back into their sleeping bags and went back to sleep.