Earth's Tiniest Heroes

5

Everyone was awake now, and were each doing their own thing. Tony and Bruce sat at the table, talking about crazy things no one their age should understand. Thor and Steve were nice enough to join Nat in her 'tea party,' but Clint was trying to sabotage the gathering the whole time. Unfortunately, it looked like Steve had developed a cough.

Suddenly, Coulson's earpiece received a message. "Agent Coulson, there was a mistake. They don't have any powers unless they were born with them or received them before the age they are now. Sorry for the error. We're sending Hill to help you with the kids." Coulson sighed. Thank God. That means only Thor has his powers. And also I have help.

"I. WANT. TO. PLAY. WITH. RHODEY," came Tony's voice from across the room. Coulson looked over at him. "Rhodey is, uh, busy." Tony frowned, and continued drawing plans for some...project.

Steve sneezed, and Natasha uttered a quick, "Да благословит вас," without looking up. Steve looked at her thoughtfully. "What does that mean?" She poured him some more tea. "Bless you." He pretended to drink the imaginary tea, and then tried repeating her. "Blagoslovi vas."

All of a sudden, Thor threw the plastic tea cup on the ground. "ANOTHER," he boomed, and Natasha's eyes widened. She slowly picked the tea cup up. "You can't have anymore. Сын сука," She said, muttering the last part in Russian. Steve looked at her again. "What does that mean?" She blushed a little. "I can't say it in English," she said, and his eyes widened.

Thor pushed all the plastic cups onto the floor, got up, and pouted. Soon a little birdie came over. "Wanna help me mess up that dumb tea party?" Thor smiled and nodded.