The Day My Life Began

Back to Equestria with Darcy and I

I landed in the same place I did before. With a quick second, I remembered I hadn't found that spell to numb pain yet, and if I did I didn't remember it. Letting the pain slowly (and agonizingly) come and go, I looked over to see a blood red pegasus waiting near me. She too was trying to block out the pain. Her straight mane was the same as it was in the picture I found, same for her coat.

"I'm going to kill you one of these days." My sister groaned as I slowly got feeling my ears.

"Come back to me on that." I groaned, slowly lifting myself up. "I should really do some more work on finding a spell-"

"Woah. Sis, you look... pink." Darcy interrupted.

"You look red, your point?" I asked.

Darcy looked momentarily confused before slowly standing up and noticing she was standing on all fours. She lifted her head up and glared.

"Now I'm gonna murder you slowly."

"Good luck with that, you don't even the fingers to do it." I taunted.

"Shut up." Darcy said. She noticing something else about us. "Wait...if we're sisters, then why am I a pegasus and you're a unicorn?"

"Pony Dad was a pegasus, Pony Mom was a unicorn. Saw them in a photo, we don't look like either of them."

Darcy laughed. "Of course we don't, we're too awesome to look like anybody."

"It's anypony here."

"Ponyville, anypony, this place has a lot of puns I'm guessing."

"Everypony, nopony, Canterlot, hay fries, and so so much more!"

"NO!" Darcy yelled, fainting dramatically. Or simply falling, I don't know.

Laughing, I realized I was still exhausted. I've been up for almost...twenty-six hours minus a two hour nap. Dang, I needed some sleep. "Come on, we need to get to the house. Also, the dragon's name is Lilac."

Darcy nodded, slowly getting up and walking towards me. "Great. What're our names?"

"Raspberry Stardust" Darcy snickered "And Killjoy." She stopped.

"Up yours." She growled.

"Great. I'm tired now." I said, unceremoniously falling asleep.

==DMLB==

Darcy Anderson/Killjoy

This is why I'm the better twin. Look at her! Falling asleep right before Morgan can take me to our house! Just what I needed!

Ugh... I guess I'll just have to search around. Shouldn't be too hard right?

*growl*

Scratch that.

Turning around, I noticed a very big lion/bat/scorpion thing. It's fur was mustard yellow, it's hair was red like my coat but the rest looked purple. It had big sharp teeth, slowly growling at me and the unconscious unicorn behind me.

"Hello." I said.

He growled, making some spit fly onto my face.

"Nice to meet you too." I said, wiping some spit off. "And just when I thought I wouldn't get to have any fun."

With that, I jumped up and tried punching the lion/bat/scorpion thing right in it's face. It backed up but growled fiercely.

"Come on Kitty, whatcha gonna do now?" I taunted.

It pounced.

"Forgot cats could do that." I said.

Picking my sister up, I rested her on my back as the lion started falling. "You really need to lose weight, sis." I told her.