The Day My Life Began

Return of Voice Over

(This Superhero belongs in the DCVerse. She is not my marvel hero.)

==DMLB==

Sugarcube Corner was a mess of activity. Lilac had ended up signing up for the Rainbow Dash Fan Club, so of course she had a front row seat in the speech Rainbow was giving.

I had purchased a chocolate cupcake, standing with Twilight and Pinkie.

"And then I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day."

"That day." Spike mumbled, writing it down.

"Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since." Applejack commented.

"Mm-hm." Twilight, Pinkie, and i agreed.

Rainbow came over, wrapping a good over Applejack. "Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be immortalized as my friend?"

"Immorta-what?" Applejack asked.

Rainbow grinned at the camera. There was a bright flash.

Twilight finally noticed Spike. He was like a dragon version of Mickey. I would love it if he became a dog.

"Are you taking notes?" Twilight asked.

Spike grinned. "Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!" Spike cheered.

Twilight rose a brow. "Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about."

"Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies." Rainbow boasted. "But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer."

Pinkie yelped. "Spike's a ghost!"

A pause.

"...anyway. Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike?" Rainbow asked.

Spike scribbled it down. "Don't... you... Spike. Got it!"

Rainbow Dash smirked. "This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nopony else has the guts to perform. Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. Being a hero is surely not for everypony, but I'm up to the challenge."

Then, she went back to her crowd.

"Get the girls." Twilight said. "We need to go to the library and talk."

==DMLB==

I sat by the kitchen door, watching them all debate over the best course of action.

Finally, ten minutes after they gathered, Twilight came up with the idea. "What if another superhero came to Ponyville?"

"What good would that do?" Applejack asked.

"Oh!" Rarity cheered. "One who could 'steal Rainbow's Thunder' as it were!"

"Exactly!" Twilight said.

"What superhero?" Pinkie asked. "Cause there are a lot of superheroes out there. I have a lot of their comic books!"

"Oh, I could help." I said.

"Gah!" The others suddenly yelled.

"Gah!" I cried out. "What?!"

"How did you get there?!" Twilight yelled at me, still shocked.

My head titled. "I've been here the whole time."