The Day My Life Began

Master of Chaos vs. Chaotic Teen

It's Morgan's birthday today, so I'm giving y'all a treat. Three chapters in one day!

==DMLB==

"Raspberry Stardust!"

"GAH!" I screamed, being forcibly awakened by somepony suddenly yelling in my ear. "I'm up!"

Turning towards the Mane 6, I saw them all giving me various glares. Except Fluttershy, she just looked confused. "What?"

"Miss Stardust." Celestia spoke from my left.

Blinking one last time to avoid sleep, I turned to the white alicorn. "Yessum?"

She gave me a slightly disappointed look. The same kind your favorite teacher gives you win you failed a test. "Please, the future of Equestria is at stake."

"I know." I said, rolling my hoof. "Mad chaos god, trapped in stone for over a thousand years, caused torment, hurt ponies, need the Elements, turn him back, yadda yadda yadda." Holding my hooves together, I made a questioning look toward Princess Celestia. "But, what I have trouble figuring out, is why I'm here, and not it bed."

"Raspberry!" Rarity called out, surprised.

"What?" I asked. "It's a good question. You guys are all here because you're the Elements of Harmony," I pointed at the Princess, "She's here because she's in charge," I gestured to a nearby window where Discord was, "And he's here because it's fun."

"All true." The window spoke.

"And I'm here because, blank." I ignored the astonished looks on the ponies' faces. "Care to fill in the blank please?"

Celestia had a thoughtful look over her face before answering. "My sister and I believe you to be a great help to us."

I raised a brow. "That's not a real answer."

For a second, I saw a glint of distrust in Celestia's pink eyes. They turned back into their loving, caring, mentor eyes. "Why don't you tell us why you are here?"

"I was asleep, 'cause it's my day off. I woke up with Sparkle of Twilight pounding on my door. She dragged me down here." I explained. "Said it was an order from you. I just wanna know why I was included."

Celestia looked behind me.

"We believe you to be a valuable asset in taking down Discord."

My eyes widened. I turned back, seeing Luna standing behind me. Her mane was only just starting to get sparkly. She still looked serious.

"I want to know why." I asked.

Luna raised a brow. "We believe you to be valuable."

I shook my head. "I'm a master at wordplay." 'It's gotten me out of prison more times than I bare to count.' "Why do you think I am valuable?" The double entendre of my question went unnoticed by any but me.

Luna didn't answer. Celestia did.

"You have seen Discord before." Celestia said.

It clicked in my head. My dreams...I had the Phineas and Ferb ones...I had to use Discord as Doof because, quite frankly, he was the perfect guy for the job. On the beach episode, Luna was looking at the volcano.

"Oh please." I groaned, sounding an awful lot like the Doctor when talking about archeologists. "Please don't be those ponies. I hate those."

"What kind of ponies?" Rainbow asked, protective of the Princess' reputation.

"The kind of ponies that think I'm working for the bad guy." I groaned, looking at Celestia pleadingly. "I don't work with Discord."

Celestia kept looking at me with interest. "I know."