The Day My Life Began

Cats And Hats: The Princess Luna Story

I don't own My Little Pony or Cat in the Hat. They belong to their respective owners.

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"Hey...Morgue..." Darcy said.

I raised a brow at my sister. Her head was down as she trotted into my room.

I had an interesting day. Princess Celestia came to Ponyville, to make up for when the Parasprites came almost three months ago. It was a fun visit.

We had been having some fun weeks in Ponyville, since the Cockatrice. A week after, the Crusaders had a talent show.

As the Doctor once said, 'That fire had nothing to do with me.'

Oh! Then, Rarity got abducted by Diamond Dogs. I, of course, was kidnapped hours prior. What? Rubies are hard to get!

Before you ask, no. I did not do a single thing to try and escape. I simply explaining to the Dogs that I had no such way of finding gems. Then, I waited for them to get Rarity. Once the unicorn was there, I began having fun.

No dogs were harmed, of course. I just gave them a very violent reminder that no further abductions would be tolerated.

I know. I told Killjoy and she didn't believe me either.

Then there was the thing with Fluttershy. She was a nice model, I will admit. It was fun to see Twilight struggle with Pinkie Promises.

At some point, I remember taking pictures of multiple dresses. They might come in handy later. The same for Spike's I Heart Rarity t-shirt.

Then, the buffalo.

I had to explain Killjoy the the buffalo were the Native Americans of Equestria. This made her laugh, not so much out of mockery but of mirth. She followed me to Appleloosa, and the two of us made friends with Little Strongheart.

Killjoy agreed to send letters, I promised to send photos of the Mane Six(plus Spike).

"Yes?" I asked, almost accusingly. She never came to talk to me, ever. Not even for...ahem...hygenic reasons.

Darcy kept her head down. "Uhh...can we...go back...to your side?"

"...Why?" She asked to do that even less.

"I wanted to do research?" Darcy lied, blatantly. She was usually very good at this. I wonder what was wrong. Did she kill something?

I motioned for her to continue. "...on?"

Darcy mumbled.

"Speak now, or forever hold your piece." I instructed.

Darcy rolled my purple eyes. "My Little Pony." She grumbled

I couldn't hold back my smirk.

"Don't you start!" Darcy ordered, shaking a hoof at me.

"My pegasus sister wants to be a pegasister." I joked.

"Shut up!" Killjoy growled.

"Aw, come on. That was pretty funny." I laughed.

Her pony face still looking pissed, she cracked a smile. "Yeah, it was kinda funny, Razzle Dazzle.

My smile instantly dropped. "Fine. I can take you Home to watch the two seasons and the few episodes of the third. I needed to do more research on the next season anyway. I heard on one of the forums there's talk of bringing back one of the villains for reformation."

I rolled her eyes, trotting towards Raspberry and holding out a hoof. "Pfft. Please. That'll never happen."

*FLASH*