Mr. Kik {Frerard}

That Salty Anus

Hesitantgaylien: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

FrnkIero🎸🎵: What's shaking bacon?

Hesitantgaylien: What the fuck-a-duck did you just say to me?

FrnkIero🎸🎵: I called you bacon because you're salty

Hesitantgaylien: ....

Hesitantgaylien: Lick my salty ass, mate

FrnkIero🎸🎵: With pleasure

FrnkIero🎸🎵: Bring it over here so I can lap up all that salty, sweaty anus

Hesitantgaylien: Hoe I was gonna ask what you're doing this summer, but nah man. You nasty.

FrnkIero🎸🎵: What am I doing this summer?

FrnkIero🎸🎵: You.

Hesitantgaylien: *throwing books across my room*

Hesitantgaylien: *writhing on my bed*

Hesitantgaylien: *trying not to wake up my roommate and risk Pete stabbing me*

Hesitantgaylien: Smooth as fucking butter mate.

FrnkIero 🎸🎵: Have you considered having some chill? I hear it's good for the prostate.

Hesitantgaylien: Why u such fuck boi?

FrnkIero 🎸🎵: I just am

FrankIero🎸🎵: SO WHAT AM I DOING THIS SUMMER?

Hesitantgaylien: COMMING TO LIVE WITH ME IN NEW YORK

FrnkIero: We've only known each other for a week????

Hesitantgaylien: Summer is 9 month away, Frankie.

Hesitantgaylien: And it's time for me to have some adventure