Summary: The 'Bots and 'Cons discover Ultra Violet's wedding book! Or should I say, Ultra née Violet? ;)
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UV's House, The Kitchen-
The war is over, Cybertron is rebuilt and everyone is at UV's house.
"Ultra née Violet?" Nightshade chuckled.
"What the slag does 'née' even sa'posed ta mean?" Rumble demanded.
"It means that UV's maiden name, as in her surname before she married, was Violet," Flip-Sides snorted.
"Oi, TC! I bet you 50 bucks that UV married Soundwave! The cassettes have to had come from somewhere, am I right?!" Skywarp smirked.
"I already told you; after the last time, I'm not gambling anymore!" TC, a.k.a Thundercracker (a.k.a the Blue One) exclaimed.
"No way did she marry Soundwave! That sadistic, sparkless ex-Con!" Blaster slammed his fist on the counter top.
"More cookies?" A maid queried.
"Yes please," Blaster said quickly. "She seems to be more of an Ultra Magnus guy,"
"If you nosy bots and 'cons must know, I married a mech by the name of Solarfury. That sparkless, cruel, evil, despicable-" UV started.
~Undefined Amount of Time Later~
"-jerk, idiot, fool, moron!" Ultra Violet finished at last.
"Wow...you...you need help," Prowl decided with a curt nod.
"Alright, next on the agenda; is Soundwave divorced, are the cassettes adopted?!" Solarstorm screamed.
"Actually, the non-bipedal cassettes are the only ones adopted. Someone forgot to use protection!" Flip-Sides rolled her optics.
And not another slag was given that day...
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Yay! A new one-shot! Hope you enjoyed!
