Summary: You read the title didn't you? I only own this 'book' and my ideas. Please don't sue, I need the money for college!
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Megatron's House-
Soundwave and Starscream are staying over at Megatron's. Originally, they were going to discuss battle tactics, but then the acid rain started to fall.
Megatron decided to not kick Starscream out into the acidic rain, but he made Soundwave give Starscream a very important rule book.
Rule 1: Wash Your Own Clothes
Starscream learnt this the hard way; he dropped his seekers' wings in the basement where the laundry room was located and never went back to wash them.
Two days later, he found his precious wings broken.
Rule 2: You Break It, You Fix It
Surprisingly, it was Soundwave who broke this rule. He might've accidentally (*wink wink*) broken the toaster [Bluster] while preparing breakfast.
So after being shot in the...[use your imagination], Soundwave took out his encyclopedia about machines (how ironic).
In the end...he blamed Starscream and got away with it. :D
Rule 3: Don't Get Hungry In Mighty Meggy's House
Starscream had been fumbling in the dark, looking for the fridge. He eventually found it and after smashing the lock off, gained access to the Mighty Megatron's food supply.
~Time Skip To Later~
"Who ate my energon?!" Megatron roared when he saw the lock on his fridge had been broken. Then he caught sight of Rumble, sipping an energon cube (Soundwave still had most of his cassettes in him).
"Rumble! Did you break the lock to my fridge?! I'll annihilate you if you did!" Megatron aimed his fusion cannon at the periwinkle cassetticon.
"N-no Lord Megatron. F-Flip Sides gave me the cube, I swear I didn't break the lock!" Rumble answered, stuttering a bit.
"Flip Sides? FLIP SIDES!" Megatron screamed.
"Yeah, whaddya want, Megaold?" Flip Sides scoffed. "I didn't touch your stinking lock, locks on fridges are so tacky! Check with Starscream,"
In the end, Megatron shot Starscream in the...*censored* [use your imagination].
Rule 4: The King Should Not Be Aroused From His Slumber...For Any Reason
(This rule is one that we can all relate to...XD)
Lord Megatron had been recharging peacefully in his berthroom when Autoscout appeared.
"Btzzzzz!" It said. (Translation: We're under SEIGE!)
"What?" Megatron mumbled. "Nightbird, you were my human-made-ninja-robot-that-looked-hotter-than-Starscream!"
That was when the former gladiator/miner awakened. Immediately, he awoke and stood up on his berth, his fusion cannon aimed at the cassette!
"I'LL KILL YOU!" He bellowed.
{Television Screen Flickers Off}
"-And that's how I spent my summer vacation!" Enemy smirked. The class of cassettes, Autobots and Decepticons with Neutrals mixed in, clapped sarcastically.
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Um, hi. This is Day-Springs here... Thanks for reading this chapter and I know that it's a bit short, but I stayed up all night last night.
I mentioned Flip-Sides (or Flip Sides, as I spelt it) because I thought she could fit the role of the third most competent of Soundwave's cassettes...
Now, excuse me while I return to my slumber.
