A/N: Have some filler while I discover why I won't finish what I started...
The Nemesis, Soundwave's Quarters-
Bang bang bang!
Soundwave sighed.
"Enter," His monotone voice rang out clearly.
Soundwave actually winced.
"OhmyPrimusbigbro!Imissedyousomuch!DidIevertellyouhowItotallyshipyouwithStarscreamandMegsy?Huh?Huh?" Nightshade gasped.
"Were you drinking?" She uttered, when she saw a cube of high grade on the table. "Without me?"
No reply.
"I see how it is, bro! Bruh! Brother from another mother!" Nightshade huffed. "But, that's not why I'm here-"
"Ultra Violet: gave you the boot again?" Soundwave asked.
Nightshade shook her helm, then nodded, "Yes and no. Anyways! I came here to show the viewers what makes you blow a fuse!"
"Error, error! Negative!" Soundwave yelled.
"It won't be that bad! Anyways, I just need you to sign your name here," Nightshade pushed a pen and piece of paper towards her sibling, who looked at it uneasily.
Yes, the great Soundwave was terrified of a femme, but then again, he was dealing with Nightshade.
"Negative. Nightshade: get out," Soundwave gestured towards the door.
"How about you don't sign the paper?" Soundwave nodded. "Great! Rumble, Frenzy, Solarstorm and Pursuit, I got the O.K!"
At once, Soundwave was surrounded by the four cassetticons.
"Now, my dear readers, number one on the list is him being seen without his mask thingy on!" Nightshade grabbed his mouth guard and tugged on it, tearing it off.
She smirked but then growled, "Another one?! Stop playing big bro! We wanna see your face, if you don't let us - and I mean the viewers - see it, I'll just bring up a photo from deviantart of what I think you look like under there!"
"Fact: Nightshade does not scare me," Nightshade laughed at Soundwave's statement.
"The author just established that the mighty Soundwave - with a play button on his....forget what I just said. Anyways, the author just said that you fear me more than death," Nightshade then turned to the camera,
"Ain't that right, miss?"
Yeah, it is kinda true.
"See? The talking screen said that I'm right. Not so superior, now are ya?" Nightshade taunted.
"Order: Rumble, Frenzy get me out of here!" Soundwave ordered his minions.
"Sorry Boss, but, you know how it is with the missus...meep!" Rumble and Frenzy began nervously as Solarstorm and Pursuit took out their guns.
Then, UV ex machina!
"Okay Soundwave, I got your files-" Ultra Violet took one look at Soundwave tied up, Rumble and Frenzy being held at gunpoint. "FML (Frag My Life)..."
The femme communications officer threw the files up in the air before transforming into a jet and flying off.
"So...where was I?" Nightshade cackled evilly. "Aha! Now the mask comes off! Muwhahahhaah!"
Soundwave gives a pleading look to the author of this book, Day-Springs, who is sitting on a nearby chair with a video camera, ready to record and upload the footage to YouTube.
"Sorry, Soundwave...but I promised Nightshade!" Day-Springs groaned.
"Soundwave: will bring anime and manga to Day-Springs house for a 48 hour anime marathon!" Day-Springs beamed before nodding.
"Sorry, guys...show's over!" And with that, Day-Springs grabs Soundwave and the two leave for their anime marathon.
