Unicron: The Totally Cliché Story You Never Knew!

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Comes from a theory of mine and-OWIE! Stupid plot bunny!
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Therapist's Office, Cybertron-

Solarstorm checked her clipboard and sighed at the next poor bot on her list: Unicron.

"Good cycle, Unicron. This is the third time for the week that you're here. Everything alright?" Solarstorm queried.

"No," The planet-devouring Transformer responded. "Primus is always bullying me! Ever since we were young!"

"Yo, author, can you grab me a pizza and a soda? I have the feeling I'm going to be here for a very long time," Solarstorm realized.

"Meh," Day-Springs shrugged, leaving the office.

"Great! Now that we are all alone, what's troubling you? No, wait...Let me guess..." Solarstorm urged. "You had a nightmare about Primus hitting you with dodgeballs repeatedly again?"

Unicron only nodded,"I used to be the favourite until he came along to screw up everything! I was originally supposed to be the good guy but noooooo!-"

"Day-Springs better bring back pepperoni..." Solarstorm thought, uneasily.

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