Summary: The Autobots, Decepticons and the Crystal Rose Team head to the beach for a day of fun and relaxation! What could possibly go wrong?
WARNING: Major character OOC-ness because of the plot!
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Da Beach, Luxury Resort-
"This is nice, why can't we do this more often?" Lady Windflash wondered.
"I think that it is because of this blasted war, but if that miserable excuse for a Prime would stay dead..." Megatron growled.
"At least I have a chick I can get cuddly with!" Optimus Prime pointed to Elita-1 who was frolicking in the ocean.
"Well I have Starscream!" Megatron bellowed.
Everyone on the beach started to snicker.
Da Beach, Sand Dunes-
"Rumble, Frenzy, Enemy, eject! Operation: Beach day!" Soundwave ejected his evil minions.
"Yo, lil' dudes! It's a beach day!" Blaster also ejected his cassettes.
"Request: play nicely," Soundwave requested as he and Blaster went to sit in the shade of a beach umbrella.
"We'll be watching. Oi, Ramhorn! Stop charging the humans!" Blaster yelled.
Da Beach, The Ocean-
"And then I told her, 'No way!'. Then he said- Ahhh!" An obese human female cried when a tidal wave splashed her.
"Sorry! Sorry for lying, cause I'm not actually sorry!" Nightshade yelled in response.
Da Beach, Resort-
"Starscream! You have failed me once again!" Megatron exclaimed.
"It's just a game of poker, you bucket-headed buffoon!" Starscream replied.
He then sighed to the two humans he was playing poker with, "I apologize, I can't take him anywhere!"
"It's quite alright, I can't take my snoopy pie anywhere either!" The woman he played poker with announced. "I love you Jared!"
"I love you too Emily!" 'Jared' began to kiss Emily, his wife.
(Note: Megatron hates public displays of affection even more so than Ms.Crumplebottom!)
"YOU SICKEN ME!" Megatron aimed his fusion cannon at the middle-aged couple and fired.
Meanwhile W/ The Constructicons-
"This good?" Bonecrusher asked as he molded the sand into a new shape.
"No! Make it bigger! This must be the best sandcastle on the beach!" Scrapper snarled.
(Note: First time ever writing the Constructions...Hope I get it right!)
W/ Day-Springs-
Day-Springs checked her watch.
"Hmmm..." She mulled over the time before she yelled to the Decepticons and Autobots. "Sorry guys, fun's over! Optimus go die your death and make children cry and Soundwave, remain loyal to Megatron, except that part when Starscream is about to throw him into space; where you have zero objections-Ack!"
Everyone turned to Enemy. He smirked, blew the smoke off of his gun and walked away.
"You've failed me yet again Starscream!" Megatron yelled randomly.
"Order: Stop that!" Soundwave berated Rumble and Frenzy.
"Slaggit Motormaster! You wrecked the spires!" Scrapper screamed, shaking the entire beach.
"I apologize, I just can't take him anywhere!" Starscream apologized to everyone.
I cannot believe I actually wrote and posted that...That made zero sense. The Ms.Crumplebottom thing is a reference to the Sims 2, I think. Basically, she beats your Sims up for displaying romantic affections in public.
The bucket-headed buffoon is a homage to one of Jon3.0's digital shorts...
That's it...Yeah...Buh-bye!
You still here?
