{61}Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then I'll nail you!
{62}If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
{63}Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
{64}Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude
{65}"Do you have a quarter?" I told my ex girlfriend that I would call her when I found someone better."
{66}Guy: Feel my shirt.
*Girl feels shirt*
Guy: You know what material it's made of?
Girl: Cotton?
Guy: Nope, that's boyfriend material.
{67}Woman Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Guy: Boobies!
{68}You are so selfish! You're going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
{69}You may fall from the sky. You may fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me ♡
{70}I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
