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{11}Are you Life Alert? because I've fallen and I can't get up


{12}You make my software turn to Hardware


{13}Let me tie your shoes, I don't want you to fall for anybody else


{14}Is your ass from McDonalds? because I'm loving it


{15}You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word


{16}Are you a Sargent? because your privates salute me


{17}Do you work at Little Ceasers? because your hot and I'm ready


{18}The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word


{19}I'm glad I brought my library card because I'm checking you out


{20}I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure rock your bed





[I've used number 19 on a girl XD she threw a book at me]

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