#PickUpLines 11

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#PickUpLines 11

{111} I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February

{112} I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU

{113} Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

{114} There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms

{115} Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods

{116} Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

{117} Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless

{118} Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet

{119} Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back

{120} If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine

A/N: I love Transformers!!! Can't wait for the summer premiere

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