Fitness pick-up lines
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories in an hour...
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?
Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?
Do you have a band-aid? Because I'm cut!
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. And I don't just mean my skeleton.
Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!
Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?
