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{71}Guy: Your Daddy must have been a drug dealer

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because you're dope

(I borrowed this one from The Cataracts song "Top Of The World")

{72}My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

{73}Are you the treasure? Can I see your chest?

{74}That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

{75}Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute, together we'd be pretty cute ^_^

{76}If you were drugs, I'd overdose

{77}If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard

{78}Lets play Titanic. I say "Iceberg!" . And you go down

{79}Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Girl: No, but I scraped my knee climbing out of Hell.

{80}I hear your mouth taste like tequila, I want to get drunk

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