G.I.Joe fanfic book 1: all is fair in love and spies

Chapter 3: meeting the Joes

AN/ I'm so sorry i was late on updating, I'll try and update every couple of days from now on but wow! 28 reads! Still excepting characters! Tell me what you think! Disclaimer I do not own G.I.Joe if I did Duke would not have died. Here you go! Enjoy! ;-)

-Lady Katana Death XD

-chapter 3-

Katherine managed to get a few hours of sleep after her nightmare before she had to began her morning ritual which consists of brushing her teeth, putting her hair up in a neat high ponytail and getting dressed in leather catsuit. Alike to the ones the SHIELD Agents wore. She wasn't military so she didn't have to follow the dress code that the other Joe has to follow and she took every advantage of it. She just finished securing her twin Kopeshes (A/N: Kopeshes are Egyptian curved swords; look it up.) that gleamed wickedly from the artificial light. Her grandparents fashioned these blades for her on her eleventh birthday.

With a heavy sigh she made her way to the General's office, she really didn't want to stay in the Pit but orders were orders. She knocked once then against her gut feeling, she entered after she heard angry raised voices.

"Joe? Nick Fury? What the Hell, Hawk?" Katherine said, puzzled.

There around hawk's antique oak desk sat the General, her Godfather, another general and former Joe, Joe and Director Nick Fury of S.H.E.I.L.D. all of the men looked angered and sent glares at each other when they thought the said person wasn't looking but Fury, he glared at everyone openly.

"Hello, miss Ramses. Congratulations on your promotion."Nick Fury's calculating monotone voice infuriated her further. Gosh, she needed coffee with extra everything. It was to early for diplomatic crap.

"Hey Nick, Joe. I repeat myself, 'The hell?'." Katherine demanded using a voice she uses a lot with the twins and glared at Hawk for good measures. She shifted and crossed her arms.

"Just a meeting about a small issue." Hawk replied, quickly, not giving the other men anytime to reply themselves. "We should get you settled in. Thank you for your time, gentlemen, but I must be off. I have a very busy day ahead of me." the older man stood followed by Joe and Nick.

"As do I, I have a Norse God in New Mexico." Nick said with a knowing smirk but Nick is know for strange secrets. Rumors she heard back in Brazil is that most of his secrets were simple fables but she knew better since her cousin was The Tony Stark. It had perks being related to the world's biggest playboy/genius. He can hack into to the unhackable such as S.H.E.I.L.D.

Hawk started down the hallway away from the office and she hurried to follow, not a word was spoken only silence filled the air. Katherine liked it quite, it gave her time to think like how the 'meeting' was a load of BS but what was the meeting about? Looks like Katherine was going to have to do some snooping to get any answers.

They entered a room filled with people, holograms, and machines. The people. No, she corrected herself, spies were working on the holograms and different machines, shouting commands across the room. Chaos. Controlled Chaos. Perfect.

At the sight of their commanding officer they snapped to Attention, the noisy sounds ceased. Hawk stepped forward and gestured to Katherine,"At Ease. Joes, this is Katherine Ramses, you will know her as Agent Ramses or Director Ramses. She is one of the most skilled spy I've ever had the honor of knowing. You'll treat her with the respect that her rank demands of, if not you are at her mercy. God be with you if you piss her off. She's replacing Woods as Head of Covert Operations." she blushed in embarrassment, did Hawk think of her as a capable spy? He turned to her," All yours."

With that he left her.

All alone.

Without any instruction or detail.

Screw you, Hawk, she thought bitterly.

She scowled.

"As the general said, I'm Director Katherine Ramses. I want to work with you, not be your enemy. I do demand respect and if I don't receive that respect, you are at my mercy." She said and pauses, formulating a plan of action. These were the military's top agents and Katherine could already tell they sucked compared to her familia." I want all mission specs and files on everyone in this department by the end of the day."

" Respect, my arse." A voice muttered barley enough to reach Katherine's ears but it did. She grinned, a wicked grin, this would be hell on earth for them in till they listen to her.

"ON YOUR FACE!" Katherine barked. Their military instinct kicked in, they hit the deck in a push-up starting position." You'll respect me and learn how to work as a team or I'll give you hell. I mean business." Katherine growled," As you were. I'll be back soon."

She spun on heel and left with a mission on her mind. Katherine searched high and low for the missing general. Finally, after two hours of no success, one Joe suggested that he could be in Team Alpha's lounge/workroom. She entered the lounge and spotted the missing general talking to a red headed woman and two other men; one a big brute who looked simi familiar and a scrawny nerd; complete opposites. Then there was a clad black man who kinda resembled of an ninja- tell-tell with the katana strapped across his back- and has a visor. He looked strange and exotic almost kind of handsome.

" Hawk! You left me for the sharks!" Katherine growled, the Team Alpha looked up in shock all but the ninja. She crossed the room to the group despite the glares sent by the redhead.

" Director Ramses, aren't you supposed to be settling in?" Hawk stated with a glare. Boy, is he mad, she thought. Not as mad as me but mad.

"They are morons, compared to the familia." Katherine said, deadpanned." I need to know who are the best fighters and shooters."

The general stared, puzzled.

" Why?"

" Exercising my rights as Head of Covert Operations, of course. I'm going to retrain the whole department as I would do to my familia ' family ' because let's face the cold hard truth, their crappy compared to other standards."

He laughed and nodded to the group he was just talking to," Your looking at them."

Blood rushed to her cheeks as she blushed," Oh, Ah... damn you, Hawk." she stepped forward and waved slightly," I'm Katherine Ramses, the new Head of Covert OPs. I was wondering if you could assist me in straightening out my department?" she was beyond embarrassed, she hoped that her sun kissed skin would hide her red cheeks.

The brute of a man spoke with a British accent," When do we start?"

~end of chapter 3~

Translation: Spanish to English
Familia- family

Hoped y'all like it! Still accepting OCs! Please comment and vote! Till next time!

~Katana XD

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