Present Yer Booties, by MadMikeMarsbergen
Ahoy, me mateys
And present yer booties
This be a test o' yer moral
And dietary fibre
What goes up
And then goes done
After being swashbuckled
And keelhauled by yer warm, wet tongue?
A trick question
Ya dirty, rotten scallywag, you
Now taste six inches o' cold iron shank
As my watergun whirlpools yer thinktank
YOU ARE READING
Tevun-Krus #30 - PiratePunk
Science FictionYaaargh me hearties! This here be PiratePunk an' the crew of the good ship @Ooorah be a terrorising the high seas with more booty than ye can shake ye're rum at! Short stories, articles and poems abound!
