A Scoundrel, A Scallywag, by AngusEcrivain
"You're not a pirate you'll never be stop trying to be what you're not.
If you don't get down from there it's likely you'll get shot!"
"I am a bloody pirate," is my snarled reply.
"A scoundrel a scallywag a brigand... I pirate I am!" says I.
"Prove it. You've got a ship but where's your ragtag crew?"
"In the bar with the wenches of course," is what I say to you.
"Wenches?!" You cry, your face a picture of worry.
"So politically incorrect. That term; it's so derogatory!"
"But they love it!" I yell, turning back to the wheel.
"Wenches they are and wenches they'll be, each time I make 'em squeal!"
I bow my head, a smile on my face, for I've just spied the rum.
"Now go on, get off my ship. 'Less you're coming on this smuggling run.
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