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Minimum Wage

So! Me and shinyumbreongirl  have come up with an idea for a Sitcom called Minimum Wage! A show about 8 characters working at a pet shop for a summer job! These 8 have to keep there job... And eachother sane. Now why am I telling you?! Simple! We're holding auditions for the cast! To audition you need to record yourself doing the 3 lines for the character your auditioning for. You can audition for any and every character! The lines are here! When you do email them to Shiny! At the email here |
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xshinyumbreongirlx@gmail.com

Here are all the lines

Minimum Wage Auditions

Lucas:
1) Oh God this is so exciting! Hope I make a good impression!

2) Welcome to FureverFriend Pet Store I'm Lucas how may I assist you in finding your Furever friend!

3) They say to dress for Success. So what do you think?!

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Mina: shinyumbreongirl

1) *hums a song* (easy)

2) Look.. Lucas was it?. I'm really busy right now. Shark Tanks don't clean themselves

3) I don't do this very often so you gotta guide me through this "conversation" thing

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Reginald

1) I'd say this smells like Dog Feces

2) The 3 million dollars wasn't the issue! It was my dignity!

3) You expect me to clean THAT!
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Loretta: _Maniac_Minuet_

1) Dad when you die will I get the store? Just quadruple checking!

2) Look bucko I gotta make my leadership look good!

3) When I'm in charge I'm changing the annoying slogan...

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Jason

1) Where I come from pets are what you find down the street.

2) Yes... Legal firearms... That'll be useful

3) Viva le resista... Oh.. It's just you losers.
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Beth: ArcticFionaTheFox

1) 9-5 is how I get by. Some people don't have the luxury of mom and dad.

2) Shut up in case you couldn't tell I don't care.

3) Well it's a fact of life there's always one asshole.

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Stuart: @beeba17

1) The fish need water

2) Oh look at all of you being productive!

3) Don't... Even comment... Just don't. I know what I said was obvious but the joke is so overused
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Madison: Bravesinger

1) ever put a knife to someone? ... Hope you never have too.

2) I'm here on Community Service. I mean it sucks but..Beats the slammer or whatever was planned for me..

3) just to make it clear. I hate all of you.

The Due date is June 30th giving you 15 days!

Good luck!