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thirty eight

get ur guns ready as i go hide. peace.
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"Bitch, you said it was a holiday!" Jimin yelled, shoving Yoongi onto the bed.

"It is!" Yoongi argued. "It's national fucking pretzel day. If you neglect it, it will get hurt. You're so harsh." He frowned at his boyfriend.

"I'll show you what's harsh." Jimin glared. "I missed out on all the new lessons!"

"Oh calm your man boobs, you'll be fine. And what were you saying about something harsh?" He smirked.

Jimin poked his forehead and sighed. "Well, since it's national pretzel day, why not go out and get some pretzels, yeah?"

"And this is why I love you, baby." Yoongi said, making Jimin blush.

"Shut your mouth."

"That's not what you said last night."

"You're disgusting."

"Says the one who said they wanted to do something very bad to me!" Yoongi laughed, pointing an accusing finger at Jimin.

"Yes, like make out and stuff." Jimin lied, looking away.

"Yeah sure, make out and stuff." Yoongi smirked. "Come on, get up. Let's go."

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"God, this is so good!" Yoongi groaned, eating his pretzel.

"You sound like you're having fun."

"Yah, you say I'm disgusting but you bring up that stuff!"

"Oh shush and eat your pretzel." Jimin laughed.

"These pretzels are giving me ideas." Yoongi said.

"Ideas for what?"

"Sex positions."

"Yoongi!"

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"Tell me again, why did you buy Twister?" Yoongi asked.

"So we can play it whenever the guys come over."

"Uh no, I don't want their hands all over your body." He said. "Or yours over their bodies."

"I'll make sure to play against you, babe."

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yes." Jimin said. "Now, let's keep this away until they come over."

"Until?"

"Yes, I invited them."

"Oh sure, just invite people to my house." Yoongi said sarcastically. Jimin laughed and pecked Yoongi's lips.

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"Alright, pick your partners!" Seokjin said.

Yoongi immediately pulled Jimin closer to him. Taehyung pulled Jungkook to him and Namjoon stayed alone as he stared at Seokjin. "I guess we're together." He said. Seokjin just nodded.

"Who wants to go first?" Seokjin asked.

"Us!" Taehyung and Jungkook yelled. Seokjin nodded and ushered them to the Twister mattress. They stood on the sides and waited for Seokjin to spin the cardboard with the colors on.

"Okay, Jungkook. Hands, red." Jungkook did as told and waited for Taehyung to finish up his turn. He ended up having to put his foot on the blue dot. I bet you don't want the boring details so let's get to the saucy parts.

Taehyung was literally on top of Jungkook. Jungkook's hands were on the side dots while Taehyung had both his legs on either side of Jungkook with his hands around him.

"This deserves a picture." Yoongi laughed, taking multiple pictures. Jungkook groaned as he held Taehyung up.

"Alright, Taehyung. Hands, yellow." Taehyung groaned and Jungkook laughed. It was Taehyung's time to be a bottom, guys. He slid under Jungkook and put his hand on the empty yellow dot.

He held Jungkook up as the younger let all his weight fall on Taehyung. But that didn't work since Taehyung was a bit skinner than Jungkook so they tumbled on top of each other. Everybody started laughing as they got off of the mattress.

"It's our turn to practice before the real deal, baby." Yoongi smirked and pulled Jimin onto the mattress.

"Yoongi, stop flirting with Jimin and get your head in the game." Seokjin laughed. Namjoon's phone rang as Seokjin told Yoongi where to put his foot.

"Yeah?" Namjoon said, waiting for the other person to talk. As they did, Namjoon's eyes bulged out of their sockets. "What the fuck, when?!"

That got their attention as they stopped playing and stared at Namjoon. "This morning?" Pause. "Fuck, fuck fuck— okay, thank you." He hung up and stared at us, his tears falling from his eyes.

"What happened, Joon?" Jungkook asked.

"Hoseok is dead."

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dont kill me crayfortae baekhyun pls i beg 4 ur forgiveness