*beep*beep*beep*beep*
Smash!!!
"Ash wake up!!Im not gonna tell you again!"
"Im up!Im up!Geez that woman has a pair of lungs on her.Wait...Didn't i hear a smashing sound?"I say.
"Yep dumbass you broke another clock."Inari says.
"Well good morning to you too your demoness...Oh shit moms gonna kill me!"I start getting dressed.
"So long as you tell the truth and explain to her what happened she will understand."Alita responds sagely.
"To hell with that!"I snort.
"Thats my boy!"Inari laughs.
"He is not yours he posses your soul not the other way around and Stop trying to influence him!"A:ita yells.
"Please like you can be so high and mighty."Inari rolls her eyes.
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Ok maybe i should explain a bit.Hi my name is Ash Falls your typical average 17 year old American teenager, lazy nerd who reads alot of books and plays video games.Friends?Ha! Your joking right? Didnt I just tell you I was a nerd!? I live with my mom and dad Kathrine (41) and Tim Falls (40) with my little brothers Jack and Tim JR.(8&11) We live in a City called Mega city in good ol Indiana.Our house isnt big but its not small either its your simple 3 bedroom 2 bath house with the up stairs being one whole bedroom (mine).
In this world there are beings known as supers there pretty much what you expect super strength,speed,flight,teleportation, yada, yada, yada, you get the gist right?Anyway not everyone has powers its like 1 in every hundred thousand or so im not to sure, slept through that class.Turns out i fit that bill.My powers at first seemed unimpressive a meager increase in strength, stamina, and durability in short I could take a punch and dish one out.After some experimenting I learned a few more things, I was far more agile easily able to scale walls and climb things,I could move with utmost silence picking and choosing every step as to make no noise and when your a lazy nerd with a bit of a belly trust me that comes in handy when sneaking snacks from the kitchen.Then I found out my true ability and its minor teleportation or as i like to call it steal.I mean I see it I steal it. By looking at an object i visualize it and poof its in my hand.After practicing with my abilities I got good fast.With my abilities came other changes I lost weight fast my hair lost its greasiness,my eyesight became lazer focused,all my acne vanished and after a few months I was jacked!
Now you would think after this id have a new outlook on life better myself,make changes, and save the world!
Nope.
I did the same thing as always minus the training. Im lazy not stupid.All that with great power stuff can go fuck off im not risking my ass everyday for some bullshit.Id much rather sit on my ass, kicking ass at COD with a 6pack of Dew, and a family size bag of ritos.Well that bit me in the ass cause one day at school this happened........
Im looking at my test and all i can think is YAY another 100 like this class is supposed to be hard or something.Well for me its not others.... well apparently advanced Mathematics is difficult.
Allen the guy who sits behind exclaims: "WTH!!!All you do is read in class why do you always get perfect scores!!"
"Its simple listen and read."I give him the moron look.
"How!?"
"Split your mind."Still giving him the look.
"You can do that?"
"You cant?"My Face has changed to your a dumbass look.
"NO!Do you know how rare that is!?"Allen yells.
"No."(yes)
"Its rarer than getting powers...Dude you gotta tutor me."He pleads.
"No."
YOU ARE READING
Lazy Ash
Random- - - - - This story is not mine! It was found here: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/5512 I am copying the story here only for your enjoyment! I will post 2 chapters a week, Saturday and Sunday, until caught up. After that, it will be up to the origin...
