After school and making Mrs Demi look bad yet again hehe..Im standing in front of the big ass crater left by Mega.
"I swear to god I can make out his face perfectly."I smile
"I know right."a female voice sounds out behind me.
Surprised i turn to see who responded because I was sure I didn't say it loud enough to hear.Turns out it was our schools head cheerleader Cindy Hill.She is every teenager and pervy teachers wet dream.Standing at 5^6 gorgeous blonde hair,full lips,a rack big enough to be called lethal and feed babies everywhere, a slim but fit waist,wrap that up with tight as hell cheerleading outfit that says Mega! on the front(in this situation its appropriate)and men everywhere come running.
"What?"Seeing my surprise she asks.
"Nothing just surprised is all."I manage
"At the crater or me?"
"Both?"
"Why did you answer a question with a question?Man up speak to her."Alita says.
"Please Ash here doesn't have the balls, plus this girl is so far outta his league."Inari snorts.
"Hearing you two really doesn't help!"I yell in my head.
"Wasn't trying to."Inari says with a smug tone.
Bitch!
"Look nevermind im gonna head out.."I tell Cindy
"Told ya."Inari has a smug look.
"You got to talk to real people Ash otherwise you'll be alone all your life."Alita sighs.
"So what you two dont count?"Truly curious.They are after all real.
"Thats not what I meant.All im saying is it doesn't hurt to have some friends or maybe a girlfriend.Its not good being by yourself talking to the voices in you head."She lectures.
"Internet,porn,and therapy."I reply.
Alita sighs
"I Dont know why you even try he likes his life."Inari says.
"I know but its not healthy."
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While on the phone
"I think I found him."
Voice:"You Sure?"
"Not exactly but ive ruled everyone else out and after what happened today hes the last that fits the bill."
Voice:" Ok when you have conformation let me know."
"Roger"
......
Instead of heading home I head downtown as the new Gears just dropped and i need my fix.
Once the cost is clear I take off running, with such an urban area and kickass parkour skills I can make it anywhere in the city faster than most cars.As I leap across rooftops I hear a scream..
"Help!!!!"
As I have learned my lesson I decide to keep going, because fuck that!
"What are you doing!Turn around someones in trouble."Alita yells.
Mid jump she yells in my ear. Of course it freaks me out and I slam face first into a wall.
Inari is laughing her ass off the bitch.
"Could you not yell in my ear when im mid air between buildings I mean cmon!Also hell no!" That is not my problem.
"You could be done in seconds just take their air and done."Alita points out
"No"I say flatly.
"Please!"She begs.
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Lazy Ash
Casuale- - - - - This story is not mine! It was found here: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/5512 I am copying the story here only for your enjoyment! I will post 2 chapters a week, Saturday and Sunday, until caught up. After that, it will be up to the origin...
