Knowing what was coming the second I started taking their air I moved, that goddam rocket is no joke.As it whizzed by and exploded this time I swear the building shrunk!Scared shittless I made sure to keep suffocating these two assholes because I knew that if they got a chance I was fucked.Plus I wouldn't do well in jail any motherfucker tries to use my ass as a pincushion was gonna motherfucking die!
Tech at that moment sent a last ditch effort at me but was to slow so I was able to dodge whatever the hell he shot.Eventually they both passed out and I took a breath of relief.
Whew man that was close those "warning shots"are still pretty fucked up though.That building looks like the remains of a pretty harsh war.Wait ar-are those walls completely ash!!!"Ok fuck this Alita how do I get myself off these twos minds?"
"Ill walk you through it, first place your hands on both of their heads.Good now feel the holy energy in your body."She says
"Wait what?"I ask confused
"The holy energy Ash.Look at yourself find the energy and tap into it."She lectures.
I was surprised as I didn't think there was anything "holy" about me but whatever. I did as she said and took a good look at myself as I cant turn my aura sight off I didn't have to much of an issue finding what she was talking about as I see it every time I look at her.
Well i'll be dammed I found it! Didn't know I had it but cool.
"You fucking moron we told you from day one We Are Connected!!!You have our abilities!If youd listen and train even a little bit youd know this!"Inari rages.
"Well sorry I've never been an active person and just because my soul got stuck to a Warrior of heaven and a Kitsune Assassin doesnt mean im going to change. I like who I am a lazy smartass who can make money doing not a damn thing. Once dad stops hacking my internet history!I saved you two and all thats done is bite me in ass from the start so excuse me for not wanting to pursue that path you arrogant over the top stuck up ninetailed BITCH!!!!"I vent
Alita and Inari were shocked speechless they have never seen me this angry or pissed at them before and they both know how much of a pain in the ass they are to someone like me.To top it off Inari looked pissed and hurt at the same time.While Alita looked like she wanted to say something.
"Ash we're-"
"No!!Stop!Look im sorry its just been a long few weeks ok?Less than a month ago I was your average super no one gave a damn about then I end up saving you two and get tied to your souls all because that damn link wouldnt let me touch it.Then im forced to share my mind and feelings, with you girls always looking over my shoulder.Then I end up being attacked by these asshole and i just snapped ok!Also waking with blue balls every morning it starting to take its toll so could you guys give me like an hour a week or something?"I throw in fingers crossed.
"Not a chance in hell!"they cried
"We share your room and I will not stay in a room that smells like that!"Inari sniffs.
I just smiled because I knew thatd cheer um up a bit.Then turned my thoughts back to Alita.
"Alright how do I Channel holy energy?"
"You need to focus on it, feel the pure power of the heavens, once you do channel it into your hands then have the energy flow into their minds."Alita states.
I tried to do as she said and focus on the energy but every time I thought I had it, it slipped through my fingers.As I was already pissed there was no way in hell a power that was mine was gonna resit me!I put more attention into it than i ever did in any game, hunting it down like a noob in Destiny making that bitch mine!
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Lazy Ash
Overig- - - - - This story is not mine! It was found here: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/5512 I am copying the story here only for your enjoyment! I will post 2 chapters a week, Saturday and Sunday, until caught up. After that, it will be up to the origin...